The Weekly Banner Thread

I guess it would be good for Friday night's banner if there was one - or this year's logo? (just a bit of fun)

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We're watching from home thanks to damned coronavirus
But here's some advice (you just have to admire us):

When you tackle the Pies first ask where they've been
When you win a possession make sure that it's clean
Keep good separation when out on the park
Two metres is safe ... and it helps you to mark.

We'll be cheering at home as we clutch our loo rolls
So go, you young Doggies, kick plenty of goals!
 
I thought this year we could combine banner suggestions into the First goalkicker etc comp but for those who don't want to do that, fire away in here! [Or post in both?]
 
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I thought this year we could combine banner suggestions into the First goalkicker etc comp but for those who don't want to do that, fire away in here! [Or post in both?]

 
No overpriced food and drink,
Because no crowd, what a shame,
But Toby Greene's here,
To keep gouging in the game
 

worbod

Norm Smith Medallist
Oct 26, 2008
5,886
7,507
Bendigo
AFL Club
Western Bulldogs
Other Teams
Liverpool
Here comes another winning day
As we will now beat Gold Coast.
We'll turn them into mushy clay
Like Patrick and Demi in "Ghost".
 

worbod

Norm Smith Medallist
Oct 26, 2008
5,886
7,507
Bendigo
AFL Club
Western Bulldogs
Other Teams
Liverpool
What word rhymes with heave-ho?
It’s that plastic-hatted band Devo.
Let’s whip it into shape as the game unfurls,
Qualify for finals and make it a beautiful world.
 

worbod

Norm Smith Medallist
Oct 26, 2008
5,886
7,507
Bendigo
AFL Club
Western Bulldogs
Other Teams
Liverpool
I don't intend to make a habit of highlighting opposition players in banners, but here's my first effort for this season.

Let's Hunt the Demons while we May,
Have a Good Win and put them in Harmes way.
We'll pull the Lever and play to our prime,
Make sure Melbourne are Gawn before half time.
 

Freshwater

Premiership Player
Oct 30, 2014
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AFL Club
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We’d like to thank John Elliot again. Since his infamous ‘tragic’ comment Carlton have won 5 spoons (we’ve only had 4 in our entire history!) we’ve won the night premiership, 2x VFL flags, AFLW flag, two Grand Finals including a memorable flag! The Whitten oval is looking great, best player in the game, we could go on…
 

worbod

Norm Smith Medallist
Oct 26, 2008
5,886
7,507
Bendigo
AFL Club
Western Bulldogs
Other Teams
Liverpool
So Collingwood is on top of the ladder,
But our bark is getting badder.
Playing the Pies will not be scary
If we catch them off guard like Alex Carey.
 
We'll beat the Pies,
Damn the naysayers
And even better
They have to pay our players
 
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