The Western Bulldogs Next Coach

Who do you want to be the next coach of the Western Bulldogs?


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I have good mail that it will be Gary Ayres.

He's been seen at Port picking up his type writer and gramophone and was spotted at Vic Market looking for modern airline baggage. He was heard asking someone when jet engines became the norm for domestic airliners and did enquirer about whether a pass port was required to travel to Perth.

The mail is that he got the job because he had plans for our Bontempellie's, Macrea's, our Stringer's, our Hrovats. :D
 

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For 3 long years I endured the inarticulate unreasoned farting and drivelling against my club and my coach

Now my club is beset by vipers hidden in. Corners spitting their poison from player to player, supporter to supporter

Thus my club staggers from error to error its vision impaired by poison, its heart and courage fatigued by failure and poverty

But no more
I make this stand that from this day forward this club will no longer accept 2 nd best , no more mr nice guy,

Players and supporters alike must fight and gnaw for every everything including decency
Yebiga your screaming vengeance for one of the worst coaches in AFL history

How is that not accepting 2nd best?

And what decision has been made apart from the removal of the cancer that was killing the club?

Your now making me look sane and that's scary
 

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Okay really liking Beveridge now tbh. I know it's hard for anyone to really know but any idea whatsoever what type of style he will try to implement? That's all I really care about to be honest.
I can't remember who it was, but someone said that he implements an attacking game style. If you look at the Hawthorn backline, it would seem to support that. Though I'm not sure whether it's more a result of his plans or if it's dictated more by the type of players they have.
 

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Wasn't intended to be an insult at all. I was suggesting that Yebiga was taking your posting style and turning the shrillness up to 11. The only thing that has changed is I don't think its designed as a parody anymore, its evolved into something else entirely.
Haha I must be the only one that find's yebiga's posts hilarious.

If you can't tell it's half piss take then there's something wrong! Sometimes things are too serious on here.

Besides that, most of everything he's said has been true.

Nothing like MD, as if you look past the posting style there's actually coherent thought/reasoning not just "FACTS" and WOW's and other mindless drivel
 

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Haha I must be the only one that find's yebiga's posts hilarious.

If you can't tell it's half piss take then there's something wrong! Sometimes things are too serious on here.

Besides that, most of everything he's said has been true.

Nothing like MD, as if you look past the posting style there's actually coherent thought/reasoning not just "FACTS" and WOW's and other mindless drivel
WOW
 

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Sorry to intrude guys. Its disappointing to hear that Beveridge may be your next head coach before hes even started working for us. But it will be interesting to see if we ask for any compensation.
 

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Sorry to intrude guys. Its disappointing to hear that Beveridge may be your next head coach before hes even started working for us. But it will be interesting to see if we ask for any compensation.
Agreed. We'll have Jack Steven and Jack Billings and call it even then.
 

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Thats why he makes individuals plural. It makes him sound a cut above the rest, even if he does pluralise his name.

He walks interview and says "you've got your Ayres'!!!"

Then your Gordons, your Garlicks, your Darcys, your Grants, and your Worsfolds get really excited.
 
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Sorry to intrude guys. Its disappointing to hear that Beveridge may be your next head coach before hes even started working for us. But it will be interesting to see if we ask for any compensation.
We can't afford it, we have no cash... We've got Shakespeare's complete works though, we'll send a guy by the name of yebiga over to Seaford to deliver it...
 
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I vote for this character as our next coach (or more likely this might be our new coach after a few years in charge).

Ken Bruce is an analogy for most of the posters on this board... Myself included.

Look at this board over the last few weeks:
"The Big Footy WB board has gone c-o-m-p-l-e-t-e-l-y mad...."
 

yebiga

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What's that movie with the 12 monkeys
You have to find the source of the disease the first mad monkey to build an antidote or the madness will spread like an Ebola virus

It is plain we must place mattdougie under hypnosis - there in the darkness is iago - the hellish fiend - and the kraken must be tamed lobotomized

Then and only then is it possible to restore us to health
 

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