Opinion The "What would Ben Jacobs do if Sheils got subbed off" thread.

[koshari]

After hearing Dermott Brereton ask possibly the most ridiculous question i think i have ever heard by a paid sports commentator i have racked my brain for some possible answers-

Have a Smoko break?

Toast some marshmallows maybe?

or even a spot of chess?

interested on anybody else’s suggestions/

 

[Juryduty]

Oh good it wasn't only me going 'WTF' at that time


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[Jay-Z]

Fair to say Dermie isn't "all there" with some of the s**t he throws up sometimes.

He still thinks he's the greatest mind in football though so I guess that's all that matters (to him)

 

[LT Smash]

I managed to tune Dermott out by that stage. I think Fox Footy errs by partnering him with a play-by-play caller who allows him too much scope. If he was given only a few seconds to provide special comments, he would not vomit out so much rot.

 

[muttley45]

I would have told him to go and tag Treloar

 

[koshari]

If he was given only a few seconds to provide special comments, he would not vomit out so much rot.

some of his "special comments" suggest he attended a "special school".

 

[TennisPlayerAndy]

He'd stand there, dumbfounded, and unable to process anything at all.

 

[Mr. Blonde]

Do you reckon both Huddo and Brad Johnson gave each other a sideways glance and smirk while Dermott was making this comment?

 

[Unity-28]

Do you reckon both Huddo and Brad Johnson gave each other a sideways glance and smirk while Dermott was making this comment?

yep, and the little comment by huddo after that was funny....
"hed go on treloar wouldnt he"

 

[Rockstar6]

Dermott's raised the idea. Not Dermott's strong suit......

 

[Dirty_11]

yep, and the little comment by huddo after that was funny....
"hed go on treloar wouldnt he"

Yep, great reply by Huddo followed by a bumbling Derm "Oh Oh it would give the coaches something to think about." Suprised he wasn't still talking about Cameron throwing Thompson's mouth guard. He dragged that out for a good 5 minutes.

 

[Ry009]

The years of peroxide abuse have not treated him well.

 

[koshari]

Yep, great reply by Huddo followed by a bumbling Derm "Oh Oh it would give the coaches something to think about." Suprised he wasn't still talking about Cameron throwing Thompson's mouth guard. He dragged that out for a good 5 minutes.

There was actually about a 3 minute period there in the lasy quarter when they just blatently stopped calling the game.

 

[CBSlogger]

Brereton is a blight on any TV coverage he is a part of. Has been a vocal LT hater for many years too.

Have heard a strong rumour he carries a cup with his picture on it to catch his own dribble, so he can re-use it on his cereal each morning.

 

[Liam Boy]

"They came out blazing... all guns... on fire" was the highlight for me.

 

[Yianni]

If brevity is the soul of wit then Dermot is severely underequipped in the department of causing people to produce the phenomenon of laughter.

I'd like to nominate him for an award.

 

[Mr Reliable]

I was listening to music while I watched the game. It is surprisingly relaxing to watch us stumble and bumble along (at times) and unleash some brilliant passages (at times), without having to listen to the idiot commentators either telling me what I can already see with my own eyes, or talk complete s**t.

Recommended.

On the topic, it doesn't surprise me that Derwent would say that. He's only 1/10th as clever as he thinks he is.

 

[Kangayroo]

 

[Donkey Chop]

It was a real WTF moment.

What happens if you tag the oppositions best mid out of the game?

Err you tag their next best midfielder. Basically take out thier best two mids.

What a genius

 

[Drew23]

That comment aloneis the reason dermie will never coach an afl team

 

[Hojuman]

I heard there is a big hole in one of his " VICTORY " exhaust pipes.

 

[Gasometer]

'Drop him for 2 weeks'...yelled Scotts from the futon.

 

[Greater Gattsby]

 

[Tas]

Was probably one of the most insane comments he has made and he has made a few, wasn't he the one that suggested we should let GC score a goal in the wet game where we couldn't get out of our defensive 50? As soon as they scored a goal they won a clearance and went back into our defensive 50.

 

[muttley45]

Was probably one of the most insane comments he has made and he has made a few, wasn't he the one that suggested we should let GC score a goal in the wet game where we couldn't get out of our defensive 50? As soon as they scored a goal they won a clearance and went back into our defensive 50.

IIRC, that was Richo