jmac70
On the porch
This is a thread dedicated to the players who cop the most heat from the Collingwood Big Footy fans. I thought it might be fun to offer your top ten. Who knows? This thread could become a place for us to vent our little hearts out. After our two devastating practice match loses, there are plenty of candidates. Here's mine, feel free to add yours:
1. Callum Brown - has really come on in leaps and bounds. Once much loved by the BF army, now seen as incapable of even basic human functions.
2. Josh Thomas
- regularly targeted since the whole drug thing. Can play well without being noticed.
3. Brody Grundy - champion player who now suffers from the Cloke syndrome. Everything measured against the contract. Could win the next five Copelands and would still be in the top 10.
4. WHE - the hyphen cops plenty. Seen as soft.
5. Steele Sidebottom
- another champion who has fallen on hard times. One too many scotches has led to him being on the outer amongst the progressive thinking BF army.
6. Chris Mayne - big slide from Mayne, previously our number one by a mile. Lift your game Chris!
7. Roughhead - solid season last year but generally seen as a hack
8. Brayden Sier
- Phil has swayed between the great hope and the great flop. Potential to increase in the ratings.
9. John Noble
- just doesn't look like a good footballer. Gets the hack tag.
10. Mason Cox
- well he is American.
1. Callum Brown - has really come on in leaps and bounds. Once much loved by the BF army, now seen as incapable of even basic human functions.
2. Josh Thomas
PLAYERCARDSTART
24
Josh Thomas
- Age
- 32
- Ht
- 178cm
- Wt
- 78kg
- Pos.
- Fwd
Career
Season
Last 5
- D
- 16.4
- 4star
- K
- 8.5
- 3star
- HB
- 7.9
- 5star
- M
- 3.1
- 3star
- T
- 3.0
- 5star
- G
- 0.9
- 4star
- D
- 9.0
- 2star
- K
- 3.0
- 1star
- HB
- 6.0
- 3star
- M
- 1.3
- 1star
- T
- 2.0
- 3star
- G
- 0.0
- 1star
- D
- 17.4
- 5star
- K
- 9.0
- 4star
- HB
- 8.4
- 5star
- M
- 3.0
- 3star
- T
- 3.4
- 5star
- G
- 0.0
- 1star
PLAYERCARDEND
3. Brody Grundy - champion player who now suffers from the Cloke syndrome. Everything measured against the contract. Could win the next five Copelands and would still be in the top 10.
4. WHE - the hyphen cops plenty. Seen as soft.
5. Steele Sidebottom
PLAYERCARDSTART
22
Steele Sidebottom
- Age
- 33
- Ht
- 184cm
- Wt
- 86kg
- Pos.
- Mid
Career
Season
Last 5
- D
- 27.4
- 5star
- K
- 14.1
- 5star
- HB
- 13.3
- 5star
- M
- 5.5
- 5star
- T
- 3.7
- 5star
- CL
- 3.2
- 5star
- D
- 24.0
- 5star
- K
- 12.0
- 5star
- HB
- 12.0
- 5star
- M
- 4.5
- 4star
- T
- 4.3
- 5star
- CL
- 2.3
- 4star
- D
- 31.6
- 5star
- K
- 14.4
- 5star
- HB
- 17.2
- 5star
- M
- 4.2
- 4star
- T
- 4.2
- 5star
- CL
- 6.0
- 5star
PLAYERCARDEND
6. Chris Mayne - big slide from Mayne, previously our number one by a mile. Lift your game Chris!
7. Roughhead - solid season last year but generally seen as a hack
8. Brayden Sier
PLAYERCARDSTART
36
Brayden Sier
- Age
- 26
- Ht
- 191cm
- Wt
- 88kg
- Pos.
- Mid
Career
Season
Last 5
- D
- 17.8
- 4star
- K
- 7.3
- 3star
- HB
- 10.4
- 5star
- M
- 1.2
- 2star
- T
- 4.3
- 5star
- CL
- 3.7
- 5star
No current season stats available
- D
- 16.4
- 4star
- K
- 7.2
- 3star
- HB
- 9.2
- 5star
- M
- 1.6
- 2star
- T
- 5.8
- 5star
- CL
- 3.4
- 5star
PLAYERCARDEND
9. John Noble
PLAYERCARDSTART
9
John Noble
- Age
- 27
- Ht
- 180cm
- Wt
- 72kg
- Pos.
- Def
Career
Season
Last 5
- D
- 16.3
- 4star
- K
- 9.2
- 4star
- HB
- 7.1
- 4star
- M
- 3.5
- 4star
- T
- 2.0
- 4star
- MG
- 186.1
- 3star
- D
- 14.2
- 3star
- K
- 7.7
- 3star
- HB
- 6.5
- 4star
- M
- 3.2
- 3star
- T
- 1.8
- 3star
- MG
- 149.7
- 3star
- D
- 18.8
- 5star
- K
- 11.0
- 4star
- HB
- 7.8
- 5star
- M
- 4.0
- 4star
- T
- 2.2
- 4star
- MG
- 229.8
- 4star
PLAYERCARDEND
10. Mason Cox
PLAYERCARDSTART
46
Mason Cox
- Age
- 33
- Ht
- 211cm
- Wt
- 110kg
- Pos.
- F/R
Career
Season
Last 5
- D
- 8.7
- 2star
- K
- 5.2
- 2star
- HB
- 3.5
- 3star
- M
- 4.0
- 4star
- T
- 1.6
- 4star
- G
- 1.2
- 4star
- D
- 6.0
- 1star
- K
- 3.0
- 1star
- HB
- 3.0
- 2star
- M
- 2.3
- 2star
- T
- 0.3
- 1star
- G
- 1.0
- 4star
- D
- 9.0
- 3star
- K
- 5.4
- 2star
- HB
- 3.6
- 3star
- M
- 2.6
- 3star
- T
- 2.4
- 4star
- G
- 1.8
- 5star
PLAYERCARDEND