Backfire The winner of the 2025 AFL Premiership is....

[frggr]

Whoever wins this game.

They'll roll either Old Man Collingwood or a banged up Brisbane. No two ways about it.

If Hawthorn manage to flop their way to victory, we might even be treated to a rare sighting of Bosk and his galpal TazHawk15 (mum's permission pending).


Hawks might start with white shorts but they'll be brown by the end, not unlike Hawf supporters themselves.

Geeelong by 6

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

What kind of loser incel makes a game day thread on the strike [sic] of midnight anyway??

 

[Plugger35]

Unfortunately one of these flog teams will win but on the bright side one of them will lose, it's just a shame they both can't lose.

 

[crazywildhorse]

Geelong will only lose if they shit the bed…

…again

 

[Chronz]

Whoever wins this game.

They'll roll either Old Man Collingwood or a banged up Brisbane. No two ways about it.

If Hawthorn manage to flop their way to victory, we might even be treated to a rare sighting of Bosk and his galpal TazHawk15 (mum's permission pending).


Hawks might start with white shorts but they'll be brown by the end, not unlike Hawf supporters themselves.

Geeelong by 6

Double backfire potential here. Game might be even till half time, but the rorters will be too fresh and well drilled in the 2nd half. Only a huge handbagger choke will see the Hawfs into the GF.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

#DKMBackfire for admin porpoises

 

[Sqotty from office works]

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[Dinsdale]

Title not funny enough for the bay, hence Hawfs by 23 approximately

 

[the avoca drover]

I think Geelol by a couple.

 

[StackedHunch]

Title not funny enough for the bay, hence Hawfs by 23 approximately

Yep...OP posted at midnight like Elmo, but didn't have the smallest wit for the title.

 

[Geelong Dynasty]

Lets just hope Jai Newcombe plays OK and makes a game of it.
Can't see Mitch Lewis or that kid with the little piggy tail worrying Geelong too much.

 

[taurus]

My early season tips were Hawks or Cats so I agree.

Let's hope for injury free for the winner.

 

[FISTO]

Today is a ****ing grind.

Let’s go

 

[StackedHunch]

Lets just hope Jai Newcombe plays OK and makes a game of it.
Can't see Mitch Lewis or that kid with the little piggy tail worrying Geelong too much.

The fact that all the talk is about how Geelong are going to negate him says everything about which team has the biggest star on the field.
I'd wish you well tonight, but I'm not fond of people who spike womens' drinks.

 

[Geelong Dynasty]

The fact that all the talk is about how Geelong are going to negate him says everything about which team has the biggest star on the field.
I'd wish you well tonight, but I'm not fond of people who spike womens' drinks.

It's just a more basic conversation the media run with it to keep the nuffies involved.
If they really wanted to have a deep dive they would be asking who's gonna stop Smith, Holmes, Mannagh, Cameron, Blicsavs, Dempsey and Miers.
But that would be too complex for the SEN crew.

 

[StackedHunch]

It's just a more basic conversation the media run with it to keep the nuffies involved.
If they really wanted to have a deep dive they would be asking who's gonna stop Smith, Holmes, Mannagh, Cameron, Blicsavs, Dempsey and Miers.
But that would be too complex for the SEN crew.

Just not such an interesting group.

 

[Geelong Dynasty]

Just not such an interesting group.

The only interesting thing about Newcomb is how he sleeps at night with those enormous ears

 

[Xtreme]

 

[frggr]

The fact that all the talk is about how Geelong are going to negate him says everything about which team has the biggest star on the field.
I'd wish you well tonight, but I'm not fond of people who spike womens' drinks.

Nah, all it says is that the Hawks only have one person worthy of negating.

I mean, we could try and negate Nash, I guess?

 

[frggr]

It's just a more basic conversation the media run with it to keep the nuffies involved.
If they really wanted to have a deep dive they would be asking who's gonna stop Smith, Holmes, Mannagh, Cameron, Blicsavs, Dempsey and Miers.
But that would be too complex for the SEN crew.

No point talking about the latter when it's impossible. Gotta base your discussions in reality somehow

 

[catscratchfever]

Just not such an interesting group.

Yeah, we’re very predictable and ho-hum, making the finals almost every year for the past 20

 

[frggr]

Double backfire potential here. Game might be even till half time, but the rorters will be too fresh and well drilled in the 2nd half. Only a huge handbagger choke will see the Hawfs into the GF.

Here's hoping.

Thankfully I claimed DKM Immunity.

Did you?

 

[Xtreme]

Nah, all it says is that the Hawks only have one person worthy of negating.

I mean, we could try and negate Nash, I guess?

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CJ will be tonights enforcer he's been tasked with running through Miers, Gutherie x2, Cameron, Stewart, Chris Scott, and Catman in the crowd!

 

[catscratchfever]

Just not such an interesting group.

Yeah, we’re boring and predictable. Just pencil us in for a finals birth every season. Ho-hum, how tedious for the minnows i.e. everyone else

 

[StackedHunch]

Nah, all it says is that the Hawks only have one person worthy of negating.

I mean, we could try and negate Nash, I guess?

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The fact that Nash accidentally took out the guy with the worst name in league history is just the ducks coming home to roost after Selwood's decades long culture of cheating.

Nuke is the main focus, but you've already said you're going to put your Irish potato on the Wizard, and are desperate to bring in Stanley so that Blicavs can tag Weddle.
Not sure who your third tagger (plus Blicavs) is going to, but they're definitely playing as a tagger, because that's the only way your unexciting team wins.