The Royal Sampler
Floreat Pica, Bitch!
I've noticed an emerging trend on BigFooty of late; our players are no longer no good. They are however, being made to look good by the dominance of other players in the team who can never be identified.
Example -
We used to hear: "Chris Dawes is a spud and is a mega drafting blunder. I can't believe you overlooked Tippett for that hack".
Now it's: "Chris Dawes is nothing special, any young KP forward would be thriving given the silver service from your midfield".
... And at the same time -
"Dayne Beams had a better game than Stephen Hill last night, but only because he plays in one of the top clubs. Put any young midfielder in that team and he'd star".
So basically, our forwards are playing well because of our midfield, and our mids are playing well because they're in our team. So presumably our mids are only going well because of the turnovers caused by our defenders, our defenders are only going well because of the dominance of our midfield, our coaching staff are only going well because of our cattle, and our cattle are only going well because of our easy draw.
Is anyone actually going well in and of their own right?
You can just smell the fear around the place... I like it.
Example -
We used to hear: "Chris Dawes is a spud and is a mega drafting blunder. I can't believe you overlooked Tippett for that hack".
Now it's: "Chris Dawes is nothing special, any young KP forward would be thriving given the silver service from your midfield".
... And at the same time -
"Dayne Beams had a better game than Stephen Hill last night, but only because he plays in one of the top clubs. Put any young midfielder in that team and he'd star".
So basically, our forwards are playing well because of our midfield, and our mids are playing well because they're in our team. So presumably our mids are only going well because of the turnovers caused by our defenders, our defenders are only going well because of the dominance of our midfield, our coaching staff are only going well because of our cattle, and our cattle are only going well because of our easy draw.
Is anyone actually going well in and of their own right?
You can just smell the fear around the place... I like it.



