After reading that all I can say is,its a free internet public posting forum moron,not a private golf club.Basic translation for you : Get a life.
PS : Your,and in particular Matty's,obsession with ex - Hawks at the Roos is disturbing,fanatical,worrying,sexually questioning and irrelevant to any Kangaroos fans.I may not be welcome here,like anyone cares,but,and I'm sure Dingster will back me up,minimise your visits to ours.Your obsession with Hay and Thompson is becoming a real concern.One that,if you have a partner,s/he must almost be feeling on the outer.