Things Better Than Supporting NORF

[Off Tap]

150 years of LOLNorf and they dish up their lowest score ever with their new coach.

Here are some things that are better than supporting that mob.

 

[the avoca drover]

 

[crazywildhorse]

 

[Tiger2709]

This thread?

 

[leobarryustar]

 

[A Cut Above]

Sliding down a 40 foot razor blade using your balls as breaks and landing in a bowl of Dettol

 

[ROOINYOU]

 

[FurTheWin]

Sliding down a 40 foot razor blade using your balls as breaks and landing in a bowl of Dettol

Ah, Dettol

So, it's the war
A general is visiting his wounded men in a field hospital
He goes up to the fella in the first bed and says "What's wrong with you, soldier?"
"I have chronic haemorrhoids, Sir"
"And what are they giving you for that?"
"Wire brush and a bottle of Dettol, Sir"
"And what do you think about when you wake up?"
"Getting back to the front to fight the enemy, Sir"
"Jolly good. Carry on"

He moves on to the second bed
and says "What's wrong with you, soldier?"
"Touch of the old syphilis, Sir"
"And what are they giving you for that?"
"Wire brush and a bottle of Dettol, Sir"
"And what do you think about when you wake up?"
"Getting back to the front to fight the enemy, Sir"
"Jolly good. Carry on"

He moves on to the third bed and says "What's wrong with you, soldier?"
"I have tonsillitis, Sir"
"And what are they giving you for that?"
"Wire brush and a bottle of Dettol, Sir"
"And what do you think about when you wake up?"
"Getting that wire brush and that bottle of Dettol before those other bastards, Sir"

 

[The_torpedo]

Absolutely everything that has ever existed, everything that currently exists, and everything that will exist in the future

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

 

[Mr Blicavs]

 

[HAPPY BUDDHA]

 

[dees arent rabble]

Supporting George pell

 

[HAPPY BUDDHA]

 

[HAPPY BUDDHA]

 

[Engimal v3]

Not a thing.

 

[Super Dusty]

 

[fumbler]

Razor Ray/

 

[ash_1050]

 

[Craze]

Haemorrhoids.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

OP is a visionary, surely they must have had an inkling of just how worse/bad Norf would get.

Flogstadamus prefix worthy I suggest Dinsdale zackah

 

[the avoca drover]

OP is a visionary, surely they must have had an inkling of just how worse/bad Norf would get.

Flogstadamus prefix worthy I suggest Dinsdale zackah

I’d rather support Norf than ScoMo.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

I’d rather support Norf than ScoMo.

Fair comment

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

 

[catscratchfever]