Beauty & Style Things chics like to wear that don't actually look good

[kfc1]

*Currently pulling off James Packer it would seem.

You or Miranda?

 

[BC9_]

I reckon they make legs looks longer, more so than ankle boots.

 

[Gough]

You or Miranda?

I've get legs like billiard table legs, I've no chance either with the boots or Packer.

 

[Zach Package]

If you got a set of pegs like Miranda Kerr you can pull off* most things.


*Currently pulling off James Packer it would seem.

if you've got a set of pins like miranda it's a damn shame to hide them

 

[kfc1]

Not a fan of above the knee boots, prefer below the knee

 

[savagelunchbox]

Nothing looks worse than what's in this chicks right hand...

 

[quickstraw]

It's a starting point I guess.

 

[Andronicus]

Well, if you can rock that look, why not, I say? I'm yet to see a picture of Miranda not looking stunning.

She did get a bit tubby around the midsection a few years back.

 

[RoOGrrrl]

She did get a bit tubby around the midsection a few years back.

I think we can forgive her for that.

 

[Nightowl]

Wouldn't work for me, all of the trackies I own have no pockets (stupid girl tracksuit pants!) so I'd have nowhere to store my bags of heroin.

he he he. or the crack or meth...

 

[Howard Littlejohn]

Well, all I have learned from this thread is that there are a huge quantity of things which apparently exist in womens fashion that I have no idea what they are (although I'm sure I've seen them all numerous times - the words mean nothing to me).
Then again, I have no idea what most of the things mentioned in the mens fashion thread are either, and I'm more likely to be buying in that category.

 

[Howard Littlejohn]

Speaking of pockets, why do womens clothes have such tiny pockets?

Women are expected to have handbags?

 

[RoOGrrrl]

Women are expected to have handbags?

Many, many, many handbags. Handbags to go with formal dresses, casual dresses, jeans... black ones, tan ones, sparkly ones, beaded...

Sometimes I just like to go and stand in my wardrobe and stare at them. Does this make me weird?

 

[Cruyff14]

Many, many, many handbags. Handbags to go with formal dresses, casual dresses, jeans... black ones, tan ones, sparkly ones, beaded...

Sometimes I just like to go and stand in my wardrobe and stare at them. Does this make me weird?

Yes.

 

[Howard Littlejohn]

Many, many, many handbags. Handbags to go with formal dresses, casual dresses, jeans... black ones, tan ones, sparkly ones, beaded...

Sometimes I just like to go and stand in my wardrobe and stare at them. Does this make me weird?

I'm sure life would be simpler if womens clothes had proper sized pockets, though your gender does have the extra burden of being expected to have half a beauty parlour on hand at any time. (That's an entire other rant.)
For guys its simple. Wallet, keys, phone, done and enough pockets to put them into. In winter, even jacket pockets so there are no (other?) bulges in the trouser.

 

[Damon_3388]

Women have this thing where they think men look at shoes.

We don't.

I do.

Bad shoes can easily ruin an outfit, and in turn, change my perception of and lower my attraction towards a woman.

or going out on a sat night with your 3585734 lebbo cousins to pick up bishes?

Uleh!

 

[Cruyff14]

I do.

Bad shoes can easily ruin an outfit, and in turn, change my perception of and lower my attraction towards a woman.



Uleh!

Are you Silent Alarm?

 

[Damon_3388]

Are you Silent Alarm?

So people's outward appearance (part of which is the shoes they're wearing) does not affect your perception of them or your attraction to them?

 

[chargers 09]

Seems im in the minority. I love high waisted shorts/pants. Makes the ass look fat, love it. Give me a fatty over big ta-tas anyday.

For what I don't like, any dress that finishes below the knee but isn't full length. Ugg boots. Galaxy tights.

What I like a girl that can rock mens streetwear. Also beanies with long brown hair is always a good look.

Thoughts on girls wearing vans?

 

[savagelunchbox]

Thoughts on girls wearing vans?

Ask your teenager mates, dude. Bigfooty isn't the populous to get an accurate answer.

 

[RoOGrrrl]

Yes.

I may be joking, slightly.

I don't own a tan handbag. Yet.

 

[Stan_Darsh72]

Girls who wear singlets with the big gaps in the side,
Fake tans, If i wanted to see oompa loompa's i will watch Charlie and the choclate factory,
Hipster s**t
Beer logo shirts,
Tights with stupid patterns on them.

 

[kfc1]

Pants that look like they are made from your grandmother's curtains

 

[Cruyff14]

So people's outward appearance (part of which is the shoes they're wearing) does not affect your perception of them or your attraction to them?

I don't judge a girl on her shoes.

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I saw her a girl wearing Jellys earlier today. They also had a heel. Oh dear.

 

[RoOGrrrl]

Swimwear.

Please discuss.