Society & Culture Things in life you just don't understand - Part 2

[Plugger35]

Did that guy run the whole race or just join in at the finish? He looks pretty fresh for a guy that has just run a half marathon in a suit.

 

[The Passenger]

Apparently running a half marathon in a suit is quite the fad at the moment.
https://www.runnersworld.com/general-interest/record-for-half-marathon-in-a-suit-keeps-falling

 

[Kram]

Almost as bad as surfing in one.

 

[GreyCrow]

Almost as bad as surfing in one.

My name is Kram and I am home

 

[edgie]

* off I ran the 100m and 200m at the school athletics carnival 10 years ago!

******* trendsetter that I am.

I placed too.

Sent from mTalk

 

[rocker_oz33]

How much does a pack of cigarettes cost these days?

Prob 30-40 bucks depending on how much in a packet.
They're taxed to the hill.

 

[Shell]

My car. In particular the windscreen wiper settings, there are like a billion of them.

The first day I drove it I couldnt figure out how to turn the bloody things off.

 

[peternorth]

My car. In particular the windscreen wiper settings, there are like a billion of them.

The first day I drove it I couldnt figure out how to turn the bloody things off.

miss fancy schmants!!!! lardida!
hehe

 

[Shell]

miss fancy schmants!!!! lardida!
hehe

It's not a brag!! There are legit way too many speeds.

Jesus christ I drive a Ford ffs. The kids laugh at me in class

 

[peternorth]

It's not a brag!! There are legit way too many speeds.

Jesus christ I drive a Ford ffs. The kids laugh at me in class

I have 3 geelong supporting mates. Each of them drive a ford! Now you! lol

 

[HairyO]

It's not a brag!! There are legit way too many speeds.

Jesus christ I drive a Ford ffs. The kids laugh at me in class

Given them all detention, extra homework, and set tests based on elements they have not yet learned.

Little punks gotta learn respekt !!

 

[Shell]

Given them all detention, extra homework, and set tests based on elements they have not yet learned.

Little punks gotta learn respekt !!

I have no power to do any of that, I'm not a teacher.

I can deride and verbally abuse them tho.

 

[HairyO]

I have no power to do any of that, I'm not a teacher.

I can deride and verbally abuse them tho.

Ah. Assumed teacher because you work at a school. Mostly because all non teachers are 60 year old little old ladies

 

[Shell]

Ah. Assumed teacher because you work at a school. Mostly because all non teachers are 60 year old little old ladies

Actually no there are several teachers here who have like one foot in the grave. Srsly they shuffle around here, like gtfo and retire ffs.

 

[Rankine2Rachele]

People who go up to cross at traffic lights and stand there pumping the button over and over again, like they somehow think it will make the lights change more quickly for them than if they just pushed it once.

 

[Shell]

Better than the time at Surfers no one ****en pushed the button and we stood there like idiots for over 5 minutes.

Same thing happened at LOTI/KP too. Felt like punching everyone.

 

[GPW1]

Did that guy run the whole race or just join in at the finish? He looks pretty fresh for a guy that has just run a half marathon in a suit.

I saw a bloke set a world for running a full marathon in a suit at Sydney Marathon. Although he was wearing runners which could be classified as cheating.

 

[rocker_oz33]

It's not a brag!! There are legit way too many speeds.

Jesus christ I drive a Ford ffs. The kids laugh at me in class

Could be worse you could drive a square Volvo .


.

 

[Shell]

Could be worse you could drive a square Volvo .


.

God dont remind me, my parents drove Volvos when I was a kid. Embarrassed the hell out of me.

 

[Beerfish]

 

[Quivorir]

Marketing geniuses.

 

[Beerfish]

Marketing geniuses.

You can tell even they're not sure about this one by limiting it to ONLY 500!

 

[Firestarter]

Everyone cares about horse racing one way or the other for a week or so.

Horse trainers could shoot every horse that didn't place during the Spring Carnival while the Ashes are on and 99.9% of people wouldn't notice.

I'm that hip guy but I'd forgotten it was a thing until I was told there'd be a public holiday. So like a good hypocrite I was like "hell yeah Melbourne Cup!"

 

[Scotland]

Why is Tim Cahill not committing to the 2018 World Cup a 'bombshell'? He's ******* 38.

 

[HBF]

Why drivers insist on reversing into car parks when it would be quicker driving in, and then reversing out.