Society & Culture Things in life you just don't understand - Part 2

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Old M8

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Random side commentators of documentaries.

As an example, I'm watching a crime doco and they're discussing a lead up to a murder. So they show "Tom the FILM CRITIC" discussing step by step what the murderer was doing in the lead up, and what he must have been thinking.

The only person I should be hearing from that didn't have involvement in the investigation is the narrator.

It's like when they do those terrible cheap internet video shows where they show a clip 1,000 times over so random comedians can chime in with shitty jokes and string the show out to a half an hour.
 

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Someone on Facebook saying that they are going to become a marriage celebrant and that it is a 750 hour course.

WTF? What would you need to study that would take 750 hours?
Perth Wildcats captain and Australian Boomers player Damian Martin is a qualified marriage celebrant and has done a few teammate's weddings. He must have a lot of free time.

750 hours, **** me. The Marriage Act is about 100 pages long. Should be able to read that over a cup of tea.
 
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I don't get it either. Who sprays some air freshener stuff before taking a shit?

Speaking of products I don't get, I went into a K-Mart today and the annual stocking fillers are filling the aisles. So much crap that no one needs. We talk about not burning coal, driving less etc. but if we cared about the planet we'd stop using resources to manufacture complete shit.

Anyway, I really don't get these things:


Does anyone that has one of these in their house ever actually use it? Not once have I been at home and thought 'I fancy a glass of water, but what I'm missing is some kind of intermediary vessel between the fridge and my glass'. I mean if they held 20 litres or something they'd be useful for catering large events, but most of them hold a couple of litres so you could just use a jug.
My family regularly use them for punch or some other kind of alcoholic concoction.
 

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I don't understand women who fan themselves with their hands when it's not. As Carl Barron would say 'there's no breeze coming off there'.

A girl did it on the bus this morning. Apparently not wearing a cardigan when it's 30 at 8am didn't occur.
 

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Sharks, fishes or other marine life who have skin/shell that camouflages themselves with their surroundings. Now not knowing what they see, how do they know they're blending in with their surroundings?
Evolution - the ones that don't blend in get eaten and don't pass on their genes to any descendants.
 
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