Things That Make You Cringe.

[RedmanWasHere]

The term "hitting the scoreboard."

Also, offensive used in sport.

 

[craigos]

Can you post another pic, I can only see a jumper and some hands and a face.

 

[Stronzo]

"Amazeballs"

 

[NarrowMind]

What a diseased mind.

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

What a diseased mind.

wtf did I just watch

 

[Jack Stevens]

That's satire, surely.

 

[Gough]

What a dweeb, did lol at Downies Coins though.

 

[Quivorir]

Those ears...Hope he hasn't been out the last two days, he'll fly away.

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

He's a prime candidate for the "Heads You Would Punch Without a Second Thought" thread.

 

[BotsMaster]

Ugh.

Was in the city with a few friends, and then came a friend of a friend, who I had met before.

Now, I'm not really great at the kiss on the cheek, hug or even handshake. I prefer just a verbal greeting and NOT having to guess what to do like we're playing some sort of greetings version of "rock paper scissors".

Anyway, it was awkward as hell, because she was obviously friendly with everyone else, gave them a kiss or a hug. Me, not having seen her in like 1-2 years, decided to stand my ground and just say "hey". Well, then I see her leaning in, so I just assume okay let's hug it out.

Now, she's like a head taller than me, maybe more. So when I've gone in for the hug, and she's actually gone in for a kiss on the cheek what ends up happening is that I headbutted her face.

Cringing ensues. Even 7 hours later.

Just remembered this. Still makes you cringe freshie?

 

[Partridge]

The term "hitting the scoreboard."

Also, offensive used in sport.

Not as much as "shot on goal".

 

[Marklar_33]

Not as much as "shot on goal".

Conceivably, you could be on point with your shot on goal...

 

[Procrastinator35]

Blokes trying to pick-up the chick serving behind the counter, with a full line of patrons waiting behind them & making a total ass-hat out of themselves....The very definition of desperate.

 

[TheFreshBanana]

Just remembered this. Still makes you cringe freshie?

Only a tad now

 

[Scotland]

Blokes trying to pick-up the chick serving behind the counter, with a full line of patrons waiting behind them & making a total ass-hat out of themselves....The very definition of desperate.

I cringe when dudes interpret common courtesy as a girl being into them.

'That will be $20. Thanks, have a nice day'

'You see that? I'm totally in there...'

Ugh.

 

[craigos]

I cringe when dudes interpret common courtesy as a girl being into them.

'That will be $20. Thanks, have a nice day'

'You see that? I'm totally in there...'

Ugh.

SHE MADE EYE CONTACT AND SMILED!!!!!

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

She acknowledged that we share the same planet

 

[LiterallyNobody]

"Hence why" - bit of a story with this one. I hear/read it all the time and it never really registers with me
But I used it the other day and my gf (who's as much of a grammar Nazi as myself) pulled me up on it. I never realised it was superfluous.

Now every time I hear it, I wince.

Same with would of/could of... yes people actually SAY them that way. I can handle the writing them that way because sadly a lot of people are uneducated but actually saying them -

 

[NMFCMUFC]

Had a chick on snapchat record herself dancing at Rufus last night.

So literally phone over her body recording herself dancing.

Cringe level 9000

 

[The Sultan]

wtf did I just watch

surely its a piss take...

 

[IKnowtheDog]

I cringe when dudes interpret common courtesy as a girl being into them.

'That will be $20. Thanks, have a nice day'

'You see that? I'm totally in there...'

Ugh.

She touched me, did you see that the Raisins girl touched me!!

 

[peternorth]

Blokes trying to pick-up the chick serving behind the counter, with a full line of patrons waiting behind them & making a total ass-hat out of themselves....The very definition of desperate.

I cringe when dudes interpret common courtesy as a girl being into them.

'That will be $20. Thanks, have a nice day'

'You see that? I'm totally in there...'

Ugh.

that's pretty cringey. reckon people are becoming more brazen with the internet. its easy to follow people online and tell them what they want to hear (you're hot as!)

 

[Procrastinator35]

that's pretty cringey. reckon people are becoming more brazen with the internet. its easy to follow people online and tell them what they want to hear (you're hot as!)

Probably the ideal way to go about getting an intervention order & losing the last of whatever dignity the perp had left.

 

[Xtreme]

that's pretty cringey. reckon people are becoming more brazen with the internet. its easy to follow people online and tell them what they want to hear (you're hot as!)

You're hot as!!

 

[Marklar_33]

I cringe when dudes interpret common courtesy as a girl being into them.

'That will be $20. Thanks, have a nice day'

'You see that? I'm totally in there...'

Ugh.

Looked dead in the face, asked "Cash or Credit?"