Society & Culture Things that Make You Feel Old

[Cuzz09]

I dont like using GPSs. Take a quick look on google maps and see if i can remember my way.

*I know Google is new age but I can't find my street directory.

On [device_name] using BigFooty.com mobile app

 

[emuboy]

First thing I bought when I got my license was a UBD street directory. Can't remember the last time I saw one.

I still have one, I don't use GPS.

 

[Feraligatr]

I always use Melways. I like it better than GPS/Maps.

(Yes I am a woman and I can read a street directory lol)

 

[Reynolds Number]

I have a current version for Perth. I like looking at street directories.

Bought one for Darwin in 2016.

 

[Perth gal]

I have one its like 2008. I keep it just in case my phone is dead. It has happened.

 

[Dogs_R_Us]

I have one its like 2008. I keep it just in case my phone is dead. It has happened.

Haha yes, the UBD doesn't turn up its toes if it isn't regularly plugged in

 

[Scotland]

My car GPS is pretty s**t but Google maps on the phone is unreal. Regularly updated and easy to use.

 

[raskolnikov]

Listening to the hip hop playlist in the song contest.

 

[perthblue]

The great tragedy of growing old as a man is that the urge to bang 22 year old girls never ever goes away, in fact as you leave the acceptable age bracket to hit on them, the urge only grows with the inaccessibility. Unless you're rich, famous, or unrealistically handsome and charming (generally takes a combination of at least two of these) then 22 year old women will look at you like you've just climbed out of a grave, even if you're only 34 or something.

 

[Scotland]

There's nothing wrong with being 34, perthblue. Actually there might be, will check back soon.

 

[JackOutback]

The great tragedy of growing old as a man is that the urge to bang 22 year old girls never ever goes away, in fact as you leave the acceptable age bracket to hit on them, the urge only grows with the inaccessibility. Unless you're rich, famous, or unrealistically handsome and charming (generally takes a combination of at least two of these) then 22 year old women will look at you like you've just climbed out of a grave, even if you're only 34 or something.

The inverse of this is when you are 22, you tend to have this narrowly defined idea of what is attractive, usually within a couple of years either side. As you get older and with more experience, your horizons broaden. Doesn't mean you can act on them, of course.

 

[Scotland]

22 isn't a woman's peak anyway.

 

[Wojcinski]

The great tragedy of growing old as a man is that the urge to bang 22 year old girls never ever goes away, in fact as you leave the acceptable age bracket to hit on them, the urge only grows with the inaccessibility. Unless you're rich, famous, or unrealistically handsome and charming (generally takes a combination of at least two of these) then 22 year old women will look at you like you've just climbed out of a grave, even if you're only 34 or something.

But I've found that older women get hotter as you age, when I was 21 anyone over 25 seemed old and I generally had no interest in women that age as my focus was pretty much on 18-20 year olds.

 

[GotTheGoodes]

Death Intoxicated Pussies is a great band name. Might use it for my childrens folk quartet.

Death Intoxicated Pussies?

Dips!?!??

 

[the_interloper]

When MILFs can be younger than you.

 

[SHAKESPEARE]

40's, 50's, 60's i don't care i am easy.

 

[JW Frogen]

A long gone time when the entire world was not being spied on by the rest of the world and an honest opinion, however right or wrong, could be judged with a hand shake, debate, disagreement or simply ignoring without baying crowds calling for a crucifixion.

 

[Gough]

I think it was John Peel that said "the only thing that keeps me up at night is my bladder".

 

[IKnowtheDog]

It's 25 years since the Saved by the Bell gang graduated

 

[Gralin]

When MILFs can be younger than you.

given there are multiple series of 16 and pregnant and teen mum out there you could be 20

 

[the_interloper]

given there are multiple series of 16 and pregnant and teen mum out there you could be 20

I mean not a MILF by strict definition but MILF aged if that makes sense. Basically Im in my late 30s and some younger hotter birds are, um, not young. I may have overexplained this.

 

[Gralin]

I mean not a MILF by strict definition but MILF aged if that makes sense. Basically Im in my late 30s and some younger hotter birds are, um, not young. I may have overexplained this.

you class early 30s milf age? i mean in pr0n sure but in the real world?

 

[Gough]

If Freaks and Geeks equivalent was made today it would be set in the early 2000s.

 

[the_interloper]

you class early 30s milf age? i mean in pr0n sure but in the real world?

pr0n is the real world! And yeah I guess i'm just talking about hot older women not necessarily just birds who have procreated.

 

[Scotland]

If Freaks and Geeks equivalent was made today it would be set in the early 2000s.

That show sounds awesome.

Teens awkwardly trying to download pr0n photos on 56k internet connections on the family computer and running the gauntlet of mum and dad going in and out of the room.