Society & Culture Things that Make You Feel Old

[JackOutback]

I’m feel done with corporate life. I recently finished a contract and am honestly loving being a stay at home Dad these past few weeks. Doing reading in the morning and tagging along to field trips has been great. Even my wife is about to land a job closer to home because just wasting time commuting and doing something unenjoyable seems a waste.

She’s happy with her move. Unfortunately, a single income for years and years is not really feasible. So in a bit of a mid-life crisis. Ideally I’d love our own business but property is so expensive. Thinking just a similar field but close to home. Not sure if the right thread but just venting.

I’m about to give this a go; six months at home, looking after the kids, relaxing, probably watching too much...












Netflix.

 

[The Dice Man]

Have my first colonoscopy booked for two weeks time

What a time to be alive. Good luck man and I hope you're at John Flynn rather than Robina.

 

[Billy ray]

What a time to be alive. Good luck man and I hope you're at John Flynn rather than Robina.

Tweed day surgery.

 

[The Dice Man]

Tweed day surgery.

Oh. Well.... I'll have a beer for you.

 

[Billy ray]

Oh. Well.... I'll have a beer for you.

Thanks man. I’m somewhat shitting bricks to be honest about the whole thing, what may be found and implications going forward. But has to be done and cant bury head in the sand.

 

[Gough]

Thanks man. I’m somewhat ****ting bricks to be honest about the whole thing, what may be found and implications going forward. But has to be done and cant bury head in the sand.

Fingers crossed for you Bill.

 

[The Dice Man]

Thanks man. I’m somewhat ****ting bricks to be honest about the whole thing, what may be found and implications going forward. But has to be done and cant bury head in the sand.

It's ok. It's not comfortable but you will get over it.

In the last couple of months I've had a doctor stick his finger in the backend, I've also had to give a semen sample, also had a camera put in my penis... These are things we Men find uncomfortable but are necessary for health.. We're not used to be prodded and probed, but we may live longer if we do these uncomfortable things.

I had all that and scans... Results were perfect health, so I went and got drunk. Every. night.


s**t your bricks, but its best to know now.

 

[Dogs_R_Us]

We're lucky to live in these times, when these tests can save lives. My dad died of a heart attack before bypass ops came in about 5 years later

 

[Van_Dyke]

had one recently. the stuff you take to clear you out is ghastly.

Genuinely the worst thing I’ve ever tasted. Worst bit about the whole process was the clearing out

 

[Billy ray]

is it salty? sweet? dirty and gritty?
whats the deal?

 

[JackOutback]

Thanks man. I’m somewhat ****ting bricks to be honest about the whole thing, what may be found and implications going forward. But has to be done and cant bury head in the sand.

Don't worry, a colonoscopy will pick that up.

 

[Cleavy]

is it salty? sweet? dirty and gritty?
whats the deal?

it has a very foul taste. you need to drink it through a straw (get some thick straws from Maccas or HJs) and get it down ASAP, hopefully without tasting too much of it.

 

[JackOutback]

The Octomom's kids are 10 years old.

 

[troybe]

The Olsen Twins just turned 33


On iPhone using BigFooty.com mobile app

 

[RedmanWasHere]

Haley Joel Osment is 31 years old.
Sophie Delezio, 18 years old.

 

[Spongebob]

is it salty? sweet? dirty and gritty?
whats the deal?

And oily.

All at once.

Nasty nasty nasty.


Just had my 12 month post-surgery fun. Asked if I get a price reduction as there is now only half a colon to look at.
(All clear)

 

[The Dice Man]

And oily.

All at once.

Nasty nasty nasty.


Just had my 12 month post-surgery fun. Asked if I get a price reduction as there is now only half a colon to look at.
(All clear)

Fair question.

What did they/he/she/other alternate modern sex, say?

 

[Spongebob]

Fair question.

What did they/he/she/other alternate modern sex, say?

He said I was paying for quality not quantity.

 

[raskolnikov]

Have my first colonoscopy booked for two weeks time

I've had a couple of them. The actual procedure is fine but the stuff you have to drink the day before can GTFO.

 

[Dogs_R_Us]

I heard the other day that many young Europeans - that's Europeans, not even Australians - have never heard of the Holocaust. They don't teach history in schools anymore, as so much is being, rightly or wrongly, questioned and rewritten.

 

[Gough]

Someone was telling me about a Netflix show with Christina Applegate in it and I said that she'll always be Kelly Bundy to me, she stopped and said who?

 

[Scotland]

She's 48 soon. I always think of her as younger because she has a young face. And because Married with Children finished over 20 years ago.

 

[perthblue]

Christina Applegate is as hot as ever.

Peggy Bundy was ruined for me by Sons of Anarchy

 

[Scotland]

Yeah she's banging. So is Liz Hurley and she is 54.

 

[Gough]

Christina Applegate is as hot as ever.

Peggy Bundy was ruined for me by Sons of Anarchy

I tried watching SoA but Charlie Hunnam is too pretty to be a bikie and the writers need to be shot or at the very least forced to take a long hard look at themselves.