Things that please me - Part 4

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Shhh he might come to Carlton 😬

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Having only a single storey house. Not having to go upstairs and downstairs every time I want to go to my bedroom. Also if I want a midnight snack the kitchen is right there.
 

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Similar to having intimate relations with someone in a hotel where you don't care about the noise. Nothing kills the mood like your Mother banging on the wall to keep it down.
 
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Similar to having intimate relations with someone in a hotel where you don't care about the noise. Nothing kills the mood like your Mother banging on the wall to keep it down.
She's not banging on the wall, thats the bedhead banging from your dad giving it to her good

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Similar to having intimate relations with someone in a hotel where you don't care about the noise. Nothing kills the mood like your Mother banging on the wall to keep it down.

I remember having a dart outside a hotel in Adelaide once, could hear a bird going nuts on I reckon the 6th floor, her fella must have been going alright.
 
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I remember having a dart outside a hotel in Adelaide once, could hear a bird going nuts on I reckon the 6th floor, her fella must have been going alright.
In san Diego, 3 of us boys struck out with the ladies and were sleeping off a big night. Get woken up in the morning by some chick moaning from the room above. Obviously copping a good root. They finished 10 mins later, hear them walking around a bit......then straight back into it.

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In san Diego, 3 of us boys struck out with the ladies and were sleeping off a big night. Get woken up in the morning by some chick moaning from the room above. Obviously copping a good root. They finished 10 mins later, hear them walking around a bit......then straight back into it.

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Hope you all had your own room so you could rub one out
 
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