Things that please me - Part 5

[Chief]

Part 6 is over there:

Things that please me - Part 6

We got upgraded from premium economy to business class on a MEL > LA flight back when V Australia was quite new, so we weren't loyal customers or anything. They didn't even tell us we'd been upgraded, they were just profusely apologising that their pyjama supplier hadn't delivered and we...

www.bigfooty.com

 

[Pistol Night]

There are mini chupa chups, have you explored this option at all?

I grabbed a bucket of the mini chups at the supermarket and he looked at me like i told him Bluey just died so that idea was aborted. 3 single Chocolate and Bananas like an absolute weapon. His brother half fills a trolley with shit before i have to pull him and remove most of it but leave some and blame him to the wife. This is why im no longer allowed to go shopping unsupervised

 

[Shell]

We should have a thread dedicated to your kids/family. Sounds like a lot of fun

 

[Pistol Night]

We should have a thread dedicated to your kids/family. Sounds like a lot of fun

Oh yeah. Like them changing my Netflix username to Old Fatty in our family profile last week and then pissing themselves when i opened it. Some real truth bombs here for a middle aged bloke clinging to his playing weight without success. I was the better man and changed it back without retaliation. I had to ask them how to do it though which was a bit deflating seeing they're 6 and 8

 

[Neese]

The outside of my fridge is much more interesting than the contents.

 

[Billy ray]

I won't hold my breath..

This is what I got atm

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This mofo fake parmesan…

 

[Shell]

 

[Billy ray]

Just thinking of your health

So your store-bought parmesan cheese is made with wood pulp. Is that so bad?

News that the FDA has found non-dairy filler ingredients used to make paper in your parmesan cheese isn’t great, but will it kill you? Probably not

www.theguardian.com

 

[Shell]

Refer to the above gif

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

My kids had their midyear dancing showcase today and blew my mind with how much they’ve improved in just four months

 

[gaskin]

Getting 100 upvotes on a Reddit post.

 

[troybe]

Getting 100 upvotes on a Reddit post.

They’re hard work over there to get an updoot

 

[Catfish Alley]

Girlfriends daughter got her first home run in softball today and ran off field to high-five me. That was a nice feeling.

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

Girlfriends daughter got her first home run in softball today and ran off field to high-five me. That was a nice feeling.

ooh you've got that Good Dad Energy

 

[Shell]

So the opposite to what Pistol Night has..

 

[Pistol Night]

So the opposite to what Pistol Night has..

Old Fat Dad lack of energy is still cool. I took Auskick training for 45 minutes the other week and pulled up sore 2 days later

 

[Shell]

Old Fat Dad lack of energy is still cool. I took Auskick training for 45 minutes the other week and pulled up sore 2 days later

You should get a heat pad

Or an osteo

 

[Pistol Night]

You should get a heat pad

Or an osteo

Might as well roll me into the retirement village so I can get a head start on learning the organ and gifting my family personal items of mine that they’ll throw away as soon as Ive left

 

[Shell]

Might as well roll me into the retirement village so I can get a head start on learning the organ and gifting my family personal items of mine that they’ll throw away as soon as Ive left

Imagine if you could go live in a retirement village while you are still ok. I reckon it'd be awesome- meals cooked for you, cleaning done. Sounds like heaven to me

 

[the_interloper]

Imagine if you could go live in a retirement village while you are still ok. I reckon it'd be awesome- meals cooked for you, cleaning done. Sounds like heaven to me

Plenty of single shielas too

 

[Shell]

Plenty of single shielas too

You would be fighting them off with a stick


The nurses also

 

[Pistol Night]

You would be fighting them off with a stick


The nurses also

Mobility scooter keys in the bowl..

 

[Shell]

Lol Seinfeld when Kramer moves to Florida

I got a date with that hot aqua aerobics instructor!
She's 50!

 

[the_interloper]

You would be fighting them off with a stick


The nurses also

If i went in now, probs not when "of age"

 

[Cruyff14]

Imagine if you could go live in a retirement village while you are still ok. I reckon it'd be awesome- meals cooked for you, cleaning done. Sounds like heaven to me

No retirement village I am aware of cooks meals for you.

 

[Pistol Night]

No retirement village I am aware of cooks meals for you.

WTF? So i need to upskill to retire