Things that please me - Part 5

[Chief]

Part 6 is over there:

Things that please me - Part 6

We got upgraded from premium economy to business class on a MEL > LA flight back when V Australia was quite new, so we weren't loyal customers or anything. They didn't even tell us we'd been upgraded, they were just profusely apologising that their pyjama supplier hadn't delivered and we...

www.bigfooty.com

 

[Shell]

WTF? So i need to upskill to retire

You're gonna die within the week

 

[Pistol Night]

You're gonna die within the week

Imagine if i just starved to death in a building with hundreds of other people around like an absolute simpleton. Would have to make the news

 

[Chicago1]

Imagine if you could go live in a retirement village while you are still ok. I reckon it'd be awesome- meals cooked for you, cleaning done. Sounds like heaven to me

Not yet. That's the next step.

 

[Gough]

This is brilliant.

 

[the_interloper]

Wife back from OS, me and the young bloke made it!

 

[Gavin Excell]

Showers in motels with strong water pressure

 

[Mofra]

Online wine specials.

 

[Shell]

Online wine specials.

Grange? What vintage

 

[Mofra]

Grange? What vintage

Genuine 2026 release. More carbonated than I expected

 

[Simon_Nesbit]

Showers in motels with strong water pressure

Automatic 5 star review from me.

 

[MP_]

When someone you dobbed in for corruption has to take leave

 

[Off The Couch]

When someone you dobbed in for corruption has to take leave

Better them than the whistleblower

 

[MP_]

Better them than the whistleblower

Yes I’ve seen the effects of a whistleblower having their anonymity blown and it caused a miscarriage.

 

[Dogs_R_Us]

Online wine specials.

Yeah well I bought a case of wine online about 4-5 years ago. Halfway through last year I got a call from them with an offer - I said no thanks. The next day, another call. Repeated no, asked them not to call again. Ok, they said. The next day… and the next… since then, until NOW, I have had nearly 100 calls, all from different numbers. Two complaints lodged with ACMA, ineffective. Phone is set to block unknown numbers but a notification pops up 2-3 times a week.

Googled the company, a large number of similar complaints. One person thought if they ordered something it might fix the problem. The wine didn’t turn up for ages, then it was not what he ordered.

So be a bit careful.

 

[peternorth]

Did you also get the 4D experience while watching the new final destination?

11 year old kid would’ve been shitting him or herself.

Opposite end for me
Paid off the mortgage Friday

First time since I was 24 I don’t have a mortgage

#feelsgoodman

High five!!! Congrats mate. Now you can go clean your piss stained fence.

I also paid said mortgage off in half the time.

Mobility scooter keys in the bowl

When the dentures come out….

When someone you dobbed in for corruption has to take leave

Let me guess. They’re suddenly got mental health issues.

 

[eddiesmith]

Chocolate and banana. Hes like an 87 yo bloke with A Current Affair with his Chupa Chup routine

Maybe you can try him on these!!!

 

[Pistol Night]

Maybe you can try him on these!!!

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Jesus I’ll be in trouble if he sees those.

 

[Gough]

Sweet, sweet diabetes slice.

 

[the_interloper]

We're moving office at the moment, asked one of my workmates what was in a certain box. "Ah it's just wine, I don't drink it, been there for a few years".

I made a deal with the other workmate that she gets it if it's white wine and I get it if it's red, box not labelled obviously. In it was three bottles of Shiraz, you beauty!

 

[MP_]

Let me guess. They’re suddenly got mental health issues.

haven’t heard but he’s just come back from two months leave and would have got a very interesting email asking him many questions. The fact he’s taken leave is a fair sign of guilt in my eyes.

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

We're moving office at the moment, asked one of my workmates what was in a certain box. "Ah it's just wine, I don't drink it, been there for a few years".

I made a deal with the other workmate that she gets it if it's white wine and I get it if it's red, box not labelled obviously. In it was three bottles of Shiraz, you beauty!

Such good weather for red wine. Thanks for reminding me to open a bottle.

 

[MP_]

Such good weather for red wine. Thanks for reminding me to open a bottle.

Glühwein mmmmmm

 

[Pakenhamsaint]

Such good weather for red wine. Thanks for reminding me to open a bottle.

I still have a bottle to polish off. Only have 5 bottles left so might have to order some more.

 

[Shell]

AFL scores are back on google

No more match centre

 

[Billy ray]

Socceroos qualifier on free to air