Pets Things that please me

[TheWoodenSlug]

We should auction shell off to the highest bidder.

As per the AFS thread, I am 6 foot 8 inches. I've also just smoked quarter of an ounce, so I am pretty high. Have to be in with a chance?...

 

[Jimmy1992]

As per the AFS thread, I am 6 foot 8 inches. I've also just smoked quarter of an ounce, so I am pretty high. Have to be in with a chance?...

Not if you don't put in a bid...

 

[TheFreshBanana]

100 Clarke Monies

 

[BALKAN]

We should auction shell off to the highest bidder.

I'll take her for free if the auction goes bust.

 

[Shell]

If this were India would I be sold off for a couple of goats?



BALKAN you are moving to Melbourne if so. No ****en way am I living in the most isolated capital city in the world.

 

[Gough]

If this were India would I be sold off for a couple of goats?

I'd like to think we could do better than just a couple of goats.

 

[Jimmy1992]

I'd like to think we could do better than just a couple of goats.

2.5 goats would be my bid. That is exactly 25% better.

 

[BALKAN]

BALKAN you are moving to Melbourne if so.

Yes I am. pepper your angus (figuratively)

No ****en way am I living in the most isolated capital city in the world.

SECOND most isolated

 

[Shell]

What is the first then?

 

[BotsMaster]

100 Clarke Monies

Seeing as you have Gin-san as your avatar I'd say you're flat broke.

 

[Jimmy1992]

Yes I am. pepper your angus (figuratively)

And literally.

 

[BALKAN]

What is the first then?

Honolulu

 

[TheFreshBanana]

Seeing as you have Gin-san as your avatar I'd say you're flat broke.

100 Clarkemonies is the equivalent of a JUMP

 

[Shell]

Honolulu

Those dam yanks..

 

[Ess_don]

While we are off topic anyway, can I just ask if Im weird for not really wanting to date a girl who's too passionate about footy?

Now let me premise this by saying I live, breathe and play footy.. its literally my life. (ie: I put aside much needed exam study time on sunday to watch that horrible Ess v Melb game then got too depressed to study afterwards despite my hardest exam the next day at 8am. Also Im obsessed with DreamTeam *cough* top 50 ranked overall *cough* (#humblebrag) )

But I've dated both a passionate (freo) fan and also a few who cant even name a team to save their life, found both to be slightly off-putting (wasnt the deal breaker mind you). Obviously the girl who dont like AFL cant understand why I go into footy hibernation from fri night till sunday night, but for some reason the fanatic freo fan girl wasnt for me too, dont know why, I dont mind the Dockers too.

I dunno, couldnt put my finger on it so now I think I just have to find a girl who doesnt mind a bit of footy and can tolerate my obsession.. although I've never dated a fanatic Bombers supporting girl, maybe it might be different then.

 

[BALKAN]

Those dam yanks..

racist

 

[Shell]

although I've never dated a fanatic Bombers supporting girl, maybe it might be different then.

It's too bad mantis isn't around anymore. You could have changed that.

 

[gaskin]

Is it too late to enter the auction?

I bid 2 goats, 3 chickens and a pig.

 

[James_Blues]

Honolulu

Still Honolulu definitely sounds more appealing than Perth.

 

[Gough]

Is it too late to enter the auction?

I bid 2 goats, 3 chickens and a pig.

Angora?

 

[BALKAN]

Still Honolulu definitely sounds more appealing than Perth.

You're more than welcome to go there forever then

 

[Gough]

Supposed to be top notch weed in Hawaii.

 

[BALKAN]

Supposed to be top notch weed in Hawaii.

If you can deal with the hatred towards white people

 

[The Passenger]

Someone perhaps not a. Hawks supporter and b. not still in puberty would be nice Quivorir

haven't you learnt that us guys never truly finish puberty until we're dead. i wouldn't have it any other way.

 

[The Passenger]

Yes I am. pepper your angus (figuratively)

disappointed. at first glance i thought you told Shell pepper your anus

Maybe that is the line cruffy needs to give his kiwi girl