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RedmanWasHere

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After completing a satisfying morning dump you notice the bowl is going to need a clean with the toilet brush post flush. But then the flush cleans it off the sides and the bowl is clean. A tiny win to start the day

How good is that?
Love it.

What's also pleasing is doing a shit that doesn't leave any marks or breaks.
 

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How good is that?
Love it.

What's also pleasing is doing a shit that doesn't leave any marks or breaks.
Yes! Or a miracle shit, no breaks and keeps that submarine shape so it torpedoes down the s bend disapearing before you get up, then you wipe but nothing on the paper. No evidence of taking a dump anywhere. A miracle. You know your fibre consumption is spot on when this happens!!
 

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Yes! Or a miracle shit, no breaks and keeps that submarine shape so it torpedoes down the s bend disapearing before you get up, then you wipe but nothing on the paper. No evidence of taking a dump anywhere. A miracle. You know your fibre consumption is spot on when this happens!!
I'm gonna start eating only weet-bix from now on just to achieve this
 

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Yes! Or a miracle shit, no breaks and keeps that submarine shape so it torpedoes down the s bend disapearing before you get up, then you wipe but nothing on the paper. No evidence of taking a dump anywhere. A miracle. You know your fibre consumption is spot on when this happens!!

I'll go one better.

When the shit disappears so you don't have to flush.

You need this one to be big and splash.
 
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New pup came into the house Saturday afternoon. Last night in the loungeroom, she gets up runs outside on to the grass, I followed her to reward her if she did the right thing, bingo, she had a dump. Put to bed at about 10, no crying at all, wake up at 6, nothing to clean up.
 

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I love giving directions and helping people find their destination. Get a joy that you're worthy for this planet
I always offer to help when I see someone who appears to be lost. I also ask people if they want me to take their photo if they have a camera out and look like they're struggling to get a good selfie. Makes me feel good.
 

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With the rate that pubs are closing in Britain I doubt this to be true now, but a lot of blokes over there would guide you by pubs. Turn left at The Kebab, and Calculator, then it's just after the Cock, and Balls, on the left.
 
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