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I eat Pork everyday. I might go down to the local mosque and share a pork shoulder with my dog out the front. Perhaps if anybody is as sanctimoniously independent as they say, they can join me.
 

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The jumps racing at Oakbank tanking.
I never really cared once upon a time but the hippy do gooders have gotten to me and the cruelty of the whole thing is now very unappealing.

My short love for horse racing really dropped right off as it's just a meat grinder.

Peter Moody is the most crooked prick in the sport right behind Mrs Waterhouse and the late great Bart. What you have to do to those animals to get the big bucks is pretty abhorrent really. It pleases me to see him get his comeuppance.
 

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As I write this, my children are asleep in their room, Loretta Lynn is on the stereo, and my wife is out on a date with a man named Paulo. It’s her second date this week; her fourth this month so far. If it goes like the others, she’ll come home in the middle of the night, crawl into bed beside me, and tell me all about how she and Paulo had sex. I won’t explode with anger or seethe with resentment. I’ll tell her it’s a hot story and I’m glad she had fun. It’s hot because she’s excited, and I’m glad because I’m a feminist.
 
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As I write this, my children are asleep in their room, Loretta Lynn is on the stereo, and my wife is out on a date with a man named Paulo. It’s her second date this week; her fourth this month so far. If it goes like the others, she’ll come home in the middle of the night, crawl into bed beside me, and tell me all about how she and Paulo had sex. I won’t explode with anger or seethe with resentment. I’ll tell her it’s a hot story and I’m glad she had fun. It’s hot because she’s excited, and I’m glad because I’m a feminist.
Now here's a good little FOTY story.
 

Catfish Alley

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Had a cool day. I'm on holiday which is always good. Spent the morning at a beach. An actual surf beach, in the sun, in Canada. Had lunch, a nap and then went on a forest walk. After that I went to a brewery and then met wife and kids at a playground. Taco food truck for dinner. Got kids to bed now enjoying some drinks with my wife. Oh, and it's my birthday :)
 

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As I write this, my children are asleep in their room, Loretta Lynn is on the stereo, and my wife is out on a date with a man named Paulo. It’s her second date this week; her fourth this month so far. If it goes like the others, she’ll come home in the middle of the night, crawl into bed beside me, and tell me all about how she and Paulo had sex. I won’t explode with anger or seethe with resentment. I’ll tell her it’s a hot story and I’m glad she had fun. It’s hot because she’s excited, and I’m glad because I’m a feminist.
When humans pretend they are detached.
 

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Had a cool day. I'm on holiday which is always good. Spent the morning at a beach. An actual surf beach, in the sun, in Canada. Had lunch, a nap and then went on a forest walk. After that I went to a brewery and then met wife and kids at a playground. Taco food truck for dinner. Got kids to bed now enjoying some drinks with my wife. Oh, and it's my birthday :)
 

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Had a cool day. I'm on holiday which is always good. Spent the morning at a beach. An actual surf beach, in the sun, in Canada. Had lunch, a nap and then went on a forest walk. After that I went to a brewery and then met wife and kids at a playground. Taco food truck for dinner. Got kids to bed now enjoying some drinks with my wife. Oh, and it's my birthday :)
Happy birthday!
 
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