Pets Things that please me

[Catfish Alley]

That's strange. Wonder why.

 

[BALKAN]

 

[HugeJohnson]

Listening to music through headphones. Just a totally different experience than listening to it on a stereo or car radio where you can't distinctively hear the little nuances and complete sound and where it's easier to be distracted

 

[Croweater]

The sound of the coffee machine, and the smell of coffee in the morning.

And in two minutes when my coffee is done and my bagel has been toasted and schmeared with cream cheese, I'll sit down, watch Sky News and read AFR. Bliss!

 

[Quivorir]

Boss sent us this email this morning. We work out the back of his house so hes basically telling us not to come into the kitchen because hes getting busy.



Could walk into work and get worse emails on a Monday. Good on him.

 

[Jatz]

That's outstanding haha. Would never receive that email in our office

 

[BALKAN]

We work out the back of his house

meth lab?

 

[the_interloper]

Boss sent us this email this morning. We work out the back of his house so hes basically telling us not to come into the kitchen because hes getting busy.

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Could walk into work and get worse emails on a Monday. Good on him.

I'm guessing he's not an English professor?

 

[Quivorir]

meth lab?

I wish, company would be make a shit load more money

I'm guessing he's not an English professor?

You'd be correct

 

[LiterallyNobody]

Mandarins.

Shit like that should be illegal its so good.

 

[peternorth]

I'm ineligible due to spending 6 months+ in the UK between 1980 and 1996.

Shame really, I'd be happy to donate (no idea what blood type I am) and I don't do drugs, have tattoos etc. and am reasonably sure I don't have BSE (mad cow).

what? is that a condition for non donation? if so, im out!

 

[Scotland]

what? is that a condition for non donation? if so, im out!

Yep, it's been a condition as long as I can remember.

Due to the outbreak of BSE (mad cow) and the effects of the human variant.

http://www.donateblood.com.au/faq/vcjd

 

[imadodgyumpire]

For the first time ever today, I've put on a beaded seat cover.

Not bad

 

[BALKAN]

For the first time ever today, I've put on a beaded seat cover.

Not bad

That takes me back to the '93 Camry from my childhood

 

[HBF]

Getting paid to take a shit whilst at work.

I do this everyday at work.

 

[HBF]

For the first time ever today, I've put on a beaded seat cover.

Not bad

Taxi driver? [emoji14]

 

[Cruyff14]

I do this everyday at work.

Me too. Multiple times

 

[HBF]

Me too. Multiple times

Just the regular once a day for me.

 

[Xtreme]

I must have this shirt!!

 

[LiterallyNobody]

Me too. Multiple times

I consider the morning wasted if I haven't taken at least one shit.

Sent from my iPhone while sitting on the shitter

 

[Croweater]

I bought the bible. Can't wait to read the whole damn thing.

 

[LiterallyNobody]

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[Jatz]

Black books was a great show!

 

[LiterallyNobody]

Black books was a great show!

One of my all time favourite shows. That last part of the clip is one of the greatest lines from the show.

"This is fantastic. I'm in Heaven"

 

[BALKAN]

If anyone is keen then this Youtube playlist contains all the Black Books episodes