Pets Things that please me

[Bosun]

Sunday night. My wife and myself enjoyed a couple of joints for the first time in at least two years, went and had mad stoned sex, she felt a bit tired afterwards and went to sleep, I poured myself a nice scotch had another joint and went and played Mortal Kombat......superb night.

Scorpion told me to "come here" apologies Mr Scorpion the tank is low.

 

[Colin D'Cops]

Sunday night. My wife and myself enjoyed a couple of joints for the first time in at least two years, went and had mad stoned sex, she felt a bit tired afterwards and went to sleep, I poured myself a nice scotch had another joint and went and played Mortal Kombat......superb night.

Dat's maddd

 

[BotsMaster]

 

[TheFreshBanana]

What is the story behind that dog?

 

[Simon_Nesbit]

What is the story behind that dog?

I can't remember the whole thing, but it's something to do with Rabbits....too many Rabbits.

 

[The Passenger]

What is the story behind that dog?

not dog.

doge.

such spelling mistake.

 

[The Passenger]

Sunday night. My wife and myself enjoyed a couple of joints for the first time in at least two years, went and had mad stoned sex, she felt a bit tired afterwards and went to sleep, I poured myself a nice scotch had another joint and went and played Mortal Kombat......superb night.

Scorpion told me to "come here" apologies Mr Scorpion the tank is low.

I gotta admit, once i get drugs into me, the chances of sechsing occuring become awfully low. except speed and coke. then i'm gold.

weed, e, md, hez, ice, acid, mystery drug = no sex for (imaginary) wife. or if sechs occurs, it's definitely not the best 3 minutes of her life.

 

[Colin D'Cops]

Against the odds, come back and win the 2nd round (Shootout) of HoldEm Poker on FB. Bwilliant

 

[Papa Juggs]

What is the story behind that dog?

Such dog, much story, WOW!!!

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/doge

 

[eaglespremiers]

I can't remember the whole thing, but it's something to do with Rabbits....too many Rabbits.

 

[Gough]

Times Cryptic finished in less than an hour.

 

[courtjester]

having ears syringed. love the feeling (not the dizziness after). and love seeing what chunks have flowed out from ears

Couple of years ago I had an ear infection I couldn't get rid of for the entire winter. Ears entirely blocked, couldn't hear at all and the pressure was ridiculously painful. Went to the GP and he syringed my ears. Weirdest sensation, but it felt amazing. Very orgasmic. And the stuff that came out was weird.

I'm over that now, just in case any chicks are interested in me!

 

[peternorth]

Couple of years ago I had an ear infection I couldn't get rid of for the entire winter. Ears entirely blocked, couldn't hear at all and the pressure was ridiculously painful. Went to the GP and he syringed my ears. Weirdest sensation, but it felt amazing. Very orgasmic. And the stuff that came out was weird.

I'm over that now, just in case any chicks are interested in me!

there you go, another person who loves small squirty things penetrating their ear!!

 

[Quivorir]

SG is in.

 

[Quivorir]

http://www.theage.com.au/entertainm...leave-vicious-new-zealand-20140130-31nzc.html

This pleases me. Not the article, but the first comment as I only read the article to find the same thing. Thought it was hilarious.

 

[BotsMaster]

http://www.theage.com.au/entertainm...leave-vicious-new-zealand-20140130-31nzc.html

This pleases me. Not the article, but the first comment as I only read the article to find the same thing. Thought it was hilarious.

Who is Charlotte Dawson?

Haha

 

[gaskin]

 

[JUBJUB]

http://www.theage.com.au/entertainm...leave-vicious-new-zealand-20140130-31nzc.html

This pleases me. Not the article, but the first comment as I only read the article to find the same thing. Thought it was hilarious.

Oh FFS Charlotte "Dial-a-quote" Dawson pops up again.
She must be due another suicide attempt [i.e I need some media attention] soon

 

[PP34]

there you go, another person who loves small squirty things penetrating their ear!!

I had it done when I was like eight. Had a huge ball of wax come out.

 

[peternorth]

I had it done when I was like eight. Had a huge ball of wax come out.

so only a few years ago?

 

[PP34]

so only a few years ago?

Almost ten years ago.

 

[BotsMaster]

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/ne...-takeaway-coffee/story-fni0cx4q-1226813856027

A CITY cafe has admitted to an offensive remark in which a pregnant customer was effectively told to "get f ... ed''.

 

[twerk4reep]

When the sheeple prove that they are sheeple with their mainstream lives and boring stories. Makes me smile that I am right about society.

 

[Engimal]

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/ne...-takeaway-coffee/story-fni0cx4q-1226813856027

-Pregnant woman was blasted by female waitress for drinking takeaway coffee on cafe's premises
-When she complained on Facebook, the cafe told her to 'get f---ed'
-Cafe owner blames friend who administers Facebook account
-Admin says it could have been 'someone in a cat group I'm in whose cat I didn't like enough'
-Friend blames 'hackers' who took over her account and tried to sell her cat

I inhaled half a bottle of Pepsi laughing while reading that.

 

[PP34]

When the sheeple prove that they are sheeple with their mainstream lives and boring stories. Makes me smile that I am right about society.

Shock horror. Things have been the same for centuries.