Pets Things that please me

[Catfish Alley]

Will you be having dinner at 4pm?

 

[Gough]

Will you be having dinner at 4pm?

Nah, just a few grogs in the afternoon. Max is a good old boy, still lives on his own, likes a drink and much to the horror of everyone still gets behind the wheel occasionally. He was the seventh oldest driver in SA last year, by natural attrition he's now the 3rd oldest.

 

[Catfish Alley]

Love that the 100 year old has the same name as my 1 year old

 

[Gough]

Love that the 100 year old has the same name as my 1 year old

Amazing to imagine what the world will be like if your Max reaches 100. Last time I saw old Max we were talking about when he was young, it really was another world back then.

 

[BotsMaster]

Amazing to imagine what the world will be like if your Max reaches 100..

Why wait when you can use rare candy.

 

[Catfish Alley]

I think about that all the time. If he just reaches current average age he will be around until 2080. Could reach 2100.

 

[gaskin]

Why wait when you can use rare candy.

But you need to find a Missingno first.

 

[The Passenger]

www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2010/mar/22/charlie-brooker-newspapers-dangerous-drug

no need to point out the irony to me

 

[dales.girl38]

Dad: Who is this Nikki M-I-N-A-J?
Me: I think she's a rapper.
Dad: I didn't know girls could be rappers.

It's like his 'Justin Beaver' moment all over again.

 

[Quivorir]

Sounds like a top bloke.

 

[Stratton_Gun]

I thought when girls rapped it was called Rnb

 

[gaskin]

Interesting.

http://www.perthnow.com.au/technolo...make-your-friday/story-fnjwnzao-1226937551773

 

[PP34]

I thought when girls rapped it was called Rnb

 

[Gough]

I thought when girls rapped it was called Rnb

I thought Rhythm and Blues was Ray Charles or Big Joe Turner or Otis Redding. Music that about makes you tap your feet and shake your arse. See Atlantic Rhythm and Blues 1947-1974 or the Complete Stax/Volt Collection. Music with horn sections and chick singers, so funky that it's impossible to sit still.

 

[little graham]

When men played football

 

[JUBJUB]

Got an invite to my mate's dad's 100th today, I've never been to a 100th birthday party.

You might get lucky there,assuming he's a widow

 

[little graham]

You might get lucky there,assuming he's a widow

 

[Catfish Alley]

Very early days but expecting our 2nd baby in February

I think I may need a vasectomy!

 

[little graham]

Very early days but expecting our 2nd baby in February

I think I may need a vasectomy!

Here's hoping its an uncomplicated pregnancy and a healthy baby with a remarkable peaceful life ahead

 

[the_interloper]

Very early days but expecting our 2nd baby in February

I think I may need a vasectomy!

Nah you can just pull out and finish on her face really.

 

[Gough]

Very early days but expecting our 2nd baby in February

I think I may need a vasectomy!

Nice one, 'grats to you and Mrs. CA.

 

[Catfish Alley]

Wife and boy are asleep early. Think I might have a glass of SA red and a cigar.

 

[reepbot]

Money.

 

[little graham]

Wife and boy are asleep early. Think I might have a glass of SA red and a cigar.

I recommend a label called "bridle track". Get back to me if you do. Little known winery in the the southern flinders, vines are watered from the rains that fall on mt Remarkable, biggest mountain in the oldest mountain range on the planet.

 

[Catfish Alley]

Honestly, I have a cheap Cab/Sav that is nothing fancy but will do tonight. Will look for Bridle Track though. Cheers.