Pets Things that please me

[RedmanWasHere]

After completing a satisfying morning dump you notice the bowl is going to need a clean with the toilet brush post flush. But then the flush cleans it off the sides and the bowl is clean. A tiny win to start the day

How good is that?
Love it.

What's also pleasing is doing a shit that doesn't leave any marks or breaks.

 

[chunkylover]

How good is that?
Love it.

What's also pleasing is doing a shit that doesn't leave any marks or breaks.

Yes! Or a miracle shit, no breaks and keeps that submarine shape so it torpedoes down the s bend disapearing before you get up, then you wipe but nothing on the paper. No evidence of taking a dump anywhere. A miracle. You know your fibre consumption is spot on when this happens!!

 

[rippersnipper]

Yes! Or a miracle shit, no breaks and keeps that submarine shape so it torpedoes down the s bend disapearing before you get up, then you wipe but nothing on the paper. No evidence of taking a dump anywhere. A miracle. You know your fibre consumption is spot on when this happens!!

I'm gonna start eating only weet-bix from now on just to achieve this

 

[RedmanWasHere]

Yes! Or a miracle shit, no breaks and keeps that submarine shape so it torpedoes down the s bend disapearing before you get up, then you wipe but nothing on the paper. No evidence of taking a dump anywhere. A miracle. You know your fibre consumption is spot on when this happens!!

I'll go one better.

When the shit disappears so you don't have to flush.

You need this one to be big and splash.

 

[BotsMaster]

 

[Plugger35]

F*** that for a job.

 

[Shane Sheridan]

New pup came into the house Saturday afternoon. Last night in the loungeroom, she gets up runs outside on to the grass, I followed her to reward her if she did the right thing, bingo, she had a dump. Put to bed at about 10, no crying at all, wake up at 6, nothing to clean up.

 

[Big Sauce 21]

When you wake up in the middle of the night and it's 1am. Still 5 hours to sleep

 

[Dagless]

When you wake up in the middle of the night and it's 1am. Still 5 hours to sleep

But you've woken up, which is inherently a bad thing.

 

[RandB]

Apologies if this has been posted umpteen times...

When daylight savings ends and you get a catch up hour for sleep.

Also, pizza that isn't shit pizza.

 

[craigos]

Having a poop in a tin shed when it's raining. Bonus points if it's near a beach and you can hear the waves.

 

[NSWCROW]

You heard about the pro-gun bird in Murica who go shot by her 4 year old son yes ???

Now that's not funny ( ironically humorous maybe ) but LOST MY SHIT when i saw this.....


https://www.facebook.com/Jamie-Gilts-Son-524458667726804/?fref=ts

 

[BALKAN]

Now that's just shitty

 

[ShooterMcGavin8]

I love giving directions and helping people find their destination. Get a joy that you're worthy for this planet

 

[Procrastinator35]

Double time, working on Sundays & public holidays.

I'm easy pleased.

 

[Cruyff14]

Not working weekends and getting a paid on a public holiday and not having to work.

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

I love giving directions and helping people find their destination. Get a joy that you're worthy for this planet

I always offer to help when I see someone who appears to be lost. I also ask people if they want me to take their photo if they have a camera out and look like they're struggling to get a good selfie. Makes me feel good.

 

[Perth gal]

I like to help others too.

 

[Procrastinator35]

Not working weekends and getting paid on a public holiday and not having to work.

And they call it labor Day too....Where's Liberty day?

 

[TheFreshBanana]

Gonna get paid 80 dollars for answering questions for 2 hours on Tuesday.

Score!

 

[the_interloper]

I love giving directions and helping people find their destination. Get a joy that you're worthy for this planet

I prefer to give people incorrect directions so they get lost personally, if the dumb campaigners can't use Google maps that's not my problem.

 

[Gough]

With the rate that pubs are closing in Britain I doubt this to be true now, but a lot of blokes over there would guide you by pubs. Turn left at The Kebab, and Calculator, then it's just after the ****, and Balls, on the left.

 

[IKnowtheDog]

and i gave that man directions even though I didn't know the way

 

[Xtreme]

Best website ever!

http://nothingsgonnastopmenow.com/

 

[Catfish Alley]

Getting my work email inbox down to zero before the weekend.