Pets Things that please me

[Melvin]

A mate on facepook puts a graphic pic up of an injury he got.

I comment that it is fake amongst a tonne of sympathy bandwagon posters. I get abused for being insensitive.

10 minutes later he admits it is fake, he let his cousin put some prophetic makeup on him.

I was right.

You must have had your prophetic make up on too

 

[peternorth]

I lived in Taiwan for two years. I rode a Vespa for most of my time there. A bit scary to start with but you soon get used to it.

the females are amazingly beautiful too. i love it here

Finding out an old schoolmate's pregnant with their 3rd kid.

and it's not yours

 

[peternorth]

first class lounge at this here airport watching GoT on foxtel go.

 

[Gough]

Haha, I've just registered to vote in the Brexit referendum.

 

[The Speaker]

Haha, I've just registered to vote in the Brexit referendum.

vote leave thx

 

[The Dice Man]

Haha, I've just registered to vote in the Brexit referendum.

Where I live their are a lot of Brit expats who are a little nervous about an exit.

 

[LiterallyNobody]

That moment when you open the fridge, and remember you have pizza in there.

That's like when you buy chocolate or something and you forget you bought it and open the fridge or cupboard or something and its there.

 

[BALKAN]

Or when you forget you have a girlfriend, and open the boot of your car and she's there

 

[Big Sauce 21]

How good are rain apps

 

[TheFreshBanana]

How good are rain apps

What are they?

 

[Perth gal]

What are they?

Isn't it where you can listen to rain . I listen to one on u tube. Go to sleep quick as.

 

[LiterallyNobody]

Boobs

 

[Procrastinator35]

Boobs

Got yer-self a new set then, have you?....Or is this a comment on the casual chat thread demographic.

 

[LiterallyNobody]

Got yer-self a new set then, have you?....Or is this a comment on the casual chat thread demographic.

Same lovely set I've had the last six months. But yes I'm trying to steer the conversation towards boobs like the casual chat thread. Or farming for likes. Whichever.

 

[Procrastinator35]

Same lovely set I've had the last six months. But yes I'm trying to steer the conversation towards boobs like the casual chat thread. Or farming for likes. Whichever.

Breast of luck.

 

[LiterallyNobody]

Breast of luck.

I did titter at that

 

[gym4life]

I am awesome with the insults today

I like you.... every time I read one of your posts I feel better about myself as no matter how badly I **** up with a girl I can still say that I have better game than this shit.

 

[Xtreme]

I like you.... every time I read one of your posts I feel better about myself as no matter how badly I **** up with a girl I can still say that I have better game than this shit.

Well you would be surprised with the fact that I do fairly well in that area.

 

[gym4life]

Well you would be surprised with the fact that I do fairly well in that area.

You'd do a hell of a lot better if you didn't use ****ing google hangout, or family fued references, or if you didn't insult them.

 

[TheFreshBanana]

It's negging 101

 

[NSWCROW]

omg dyin here

 

[TheFreshBanana]

Things that please me. Losing 6-8 kgs for the year so far.

 

[BALKAN]

Ramadan less than a week away

 

[Xtreme]

Things that please me. Losing 6-8 kgs for the year so far.

I have gained 4

I'm hoping that my tradition of LOSING weight in winter happens again this year!

 

[peternorth]

simultaneous equations.

doing load of washing while having a shower/then nap

putting washing into dryer overnight, drying goes on while sleeping