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My cat sleeping practically on my head, and nuzzling my face to try to wake me up in the morning..I just lay there pretending to still be asleep so he tries to open my eyelids with his paws. His soft warm body and loud purring, the way he completely and utterly trusts me even at the vets. Cats :hearts:

My cat gives me the shits, running through the house randomly at 4 in the morning might be the most annoying thing about her.
 

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I've handed out htvs, and that sort of thing is way funnier in your head than it is in real life

Sometimes I will avoid them like I am evading a football tackle
Sometoimes I will alert them all that the representative of the party that tries to hand me one will cause me to NOT vote fort them :)
 

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I don't know if this is "PC", but I'm very attracted to Asian women. Being from rural Tasmania, they appear to me as being quite exotic because Tasmania is probably the whitest place in the western world. But I'm in Sydney at the moment on holiday and holy ****! It's genuinely difficult to find a white Australian when I'm walking around, and I for one am not complaining. My dick is at a constant salute.
 
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