Things that please you

[sameolds33]

Did you know that you're legally obliged to attempt to find the owner or hand that in to the police? True story. Of course, no one would bother for $10 but if you found $2k you'd certainly be breaking the law if you just kept it!

Larceny by finding is a crime.

 

[Doss]

Coming across the name Richard Forrest.

I came across a Justin Case last year. No kidding.

 

[boncer34]

Time off work.

Only 4 days but whooooo

 

[boncer34]

Having wisdom teeth pulled with recovery going to plan and next to no pain.

 

[DERO]

Having wisdom teeth pulled with recovery going to plan and next to no pain.

Ok, princess.

 

[boncer34]

Ok, princess.

I know you were trying to sledge me but that made no sense.

 

[DERO]

I know you were trying to sledge me but that made no sense.

Nice melt.

 

[boncer34]

Nice melt.

Nope. Pointing out how unfunny you are isn't a melt.

It's stating facts.

 

[DapperJong]

Nice melt.

What I would do is write down ten posts on a bit of paper first. Then pick the best one and post that.

 

[DERO]

What I would do is write down ten posts on a bit of paper first. Then pick the best one and post that.

I pretty much posted exactly what he mentioned to me when I ended up in hospital recently. You weren’t privy to it so I guess it would look weird...

 

[DapperJong]

I pretty much posted exactly what he mentioned to me when I ended up in hospital recently. You weren’t privy to it so I guess it would look weird...

I’m not saying he’s a good poster by any means

 

[Dave]

Getting my first toes to bar yesterday at the gym.

 

[Beerfish]

Getting my first toes to bar yesterday at the gym.

If it weren't for the gym bit I would've assumed you'd passed out drunk in public.

I'm assuming they don't have a bar at your gym.

 

[Dave]

If it weren't for the gym bit I would've assumed you'd passed out drunk in public.

I'm assuming they don't have a bar at your gym.

Well they have several but not the sort the sell alcohol

 

[Pweter]

The 12th Man albums now available on Spotify

 

[Stopher]

Getting my first like on a post from nearly 5 years ago! It was a collection of Chuck Norris jokes, so it was a good chance to re-read them for a Chuckle.

 

[Lore]

Twitter trolling Trump

 

[ant555]

Thai chilli crab.

 

[Beerfish]

Seeing some football next weekend.

 

[DERO]

Seeing some football next weekend.

WTF happened to your username? lol

 

[Beerfish]

WTF happened to your username? lol

Huh?

 

[DERO]

I know exactly what to do.

 

[raskolnikov]

Getting my first toes to bar yesterday at the gym.

Now string them together.

 

[eth-dog]

William Callaghan getting found remarkably alive and well.

 

[DERO]

That dumb campaigner. Time to change that name now son.