Society & Culture Things that Shit me part X- The Tenth edition!

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Bees/wasps. I am petrified of them, you get one chance and one chance only to kill it before it chases you around and around until it lands the death sting.
 

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they detect fear. if you run, they chase you. like a dog chases a runner. walk calmly and they leave you alone.
Easy to say if you don't have a little ****** flying around you taunting the shit out of you.

Once I was playing tennis and unbeknown to me, a nest of the kents had set up shop just over the fence in a tree.

First serve I hit a rocket kicking serve to this blokes forehand. I knew he'd chase it, because he had a swagger about him that said "my forehand is domo"

campaigner catches it with the leading edge and it flies over the fence.

Kind of smuggly I say "there's a key for the gate on the chair"

Next thing I know,there's a swarm of around 30 wasps ******* after me.

What did I do? Walk away calmly, glory be no I hit the ******* legs.

Unfortunately, these wasps were persistent. They ruddy nailed me. Jumped into my car, but it was too late.

Went back after about five minutes

"Where abouts is the key mate?" The bloke said, kind of smugly.

We never did finish that set

And I've been scarred ever since*




*this story may not of ever happened, but wasps are still campaigners.
 
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The campaigner weather man that gives me the weather forecast with a feels like forecast.

Wtf is a feels like forecast you son of a bitch. Ohhhhh put my hand out, ummm it feels like 30 degrees. You think we can't work that shit out ourselves man.

So it's 32 degrees but it feels like 30 degrees.

Listen here you suit wearing smug prick.

I WANT THE F#CKING EXACT DEGREE.

Nothing else
 

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Bees/wasps. I am petrified of them, you get one chance and one chance only to kill it before it chases you around and around until it lands the death sting.
Bees are OK.

Wasps I get all uptight and tense around. My girlfriend thinks it is hilarious.

Kinda like magpies.

Dude's a year older than me. Steve Smith being born in 1989 is doing nothing for my impending midlife crisis either.
Steve Smith is younger than me!
 

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I shit you not, a couple of years ago we had a wasp nest sitting in our chimney, leading to the bloody things coming down into the lounge room. It was ******* terrifying. And apparently the things omit a scent if under attack so their buddies can come help them out, which put my trying to kill the first one we saw into a whole new light.

youtube's homepage and promotion of trash
why the **** do i want to open youtube and see 'Adam Levine's new girlfriend' from The Ellen Show as recommended viewing?
Oh yeah, I'm sure you've done nothing at all to warrant having that in your recommended viewing. :$
 

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This is what I'm getting


Metal Playlists 2 is the channel I'm listening to at the moment, the rest is crappy popular/trending stuff I've never clicked on in my life. Actually I think I watched a College Humour video once about 3 years ago.
 
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