Society & Culture Things that Shit me part X- The Tenth edition!

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Awkward flirting stories where people assign numbers and letters to people when telling a story.

For example me and this girl are making out on the couch, let's call us B1 and B2, then my mate rocks up with his girl, let's call them D1 and D2.

I say to B2 I need to take a piss, then D2 says I need to take a piss too, D1 starts getting suspicious so I say to D1 there's nothing going on between me and D2 but B2 thinks there is something going on between D1 and B1, then wouldn't you know it D2 walks in the door.

And you're like wtf?
 

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Anything to do with sleep. It's ******* impossible to fall asleep, and then I wake up hours before my ******* alarm, lay there for 40 minutes trying to fall back asleep, count 400+ ******* sheep, give up. Accept that I'm going to be drowsy and completely inefficient.
 

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Awkward flirting stories where people assign numbers and letters to people when telling a story.

For example me and this girl are making out on the couch, let's call us B1 and B2, then my mate rocks up with his girl, let's call them D1 and D2.

I say to B2 I need to take a piss, then D2 says I need to take a piss too, D1 starts getting suspicious so I say to D1 there's nothing going on between me and D2 but B2 thinks there is something going on between D1 and B1, then wouldn't you know it D2 walks in the door.

And you're like wtf?
Totally. Just say Sarah, Emma, Luke and John...make up names but at least that way the story will make ******* sense.
 

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Awkward flirting stories where people assign numbers and letters to people when telling a story.

For example me and this girl are making out on the couch, let's call us B1 and B2, then my mate rocks up with his girl, let's call them D1 and D2.

I say to B2 I need to take a piss, then D2 says I need to take a piss too, D1 starts getting suspicious so I say to D1 there's nothing going on between me and D2 but B2 thinks there is something going on between D1 and B1, then wouldn't you know it D2 walks in the door.

And you're like wtf?
A lot of people just suck at telling stories in general. Cut out the fluff and minimize the amount of characters involved ffs
 

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Saw someone parked (with no sticker) across 2 disabled parks at my local shopping centre once srs. Absolute bagged the shit out of them to the person I was with, as a woman walked past us.... and got into the car. She would have heard every word.

Oh well, she deserved it.
I saw at Blackburn station some guy park a little into the 2nd spot. These girls parked next to him and parked there's perfect, but meant that guy had to stick thin to be able to open his door and get in.

He even saw the girl park and everyone at the bus stops got to see him try and get in.

It was fun to watch. Karma right there.

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Awkward flirting stories where people assign numbers and letters to people when telling a story.

For example me and this girl are making out on the couch, let's call us B1 and B2, then my mate rocks up with his girl, let's call them D1 and D2.

I say to B2 I need to take a piss, then D2 says I need to take a piss too, D1 starts getting suspicious so I say to D1 there's nothing going on between me and D2 but B2 thinks there is something going on between D1 and B1, then wouldn't you know it D2 walks in the door.

And you're like wtf?
Bananas in Pyjamas...making out on a couch...o_O:confused:
 

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Listening to Gerard Whately calling horseracing, he's worse than Bruce McAvaney calling football.

At least Bruce drools over human beings, Gerard drools over bloody horses.

His infatuation with Black Caviar was painful, it's like get a room FFS or a stable you weird horse loving campaigner.

Why even change the names?
Unless their names are really unique. There are a million Chris' and Toms in the world.
My name is quite unique, in Australia anyway, in fact I can't recall meeting anyone else here with my name.
 

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Close.

It's Dickweed, it's an old Irish name, I guess they didn't think it would become a derogatory insult back in the 1700s.

Boy were they wrong.
 

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ok look my stance on footy players taking drugz or anything illegal wanes at times.

but hey, **** it. if they wanna take substances that are illegal to the rest of community, let them. if they get caught, they can enter rehab like the rest of them. they arent superheroes, dont put em on a pedestal.

and they cant cry woe is me if they get caught. average joe or john or deshawn on the street dont have that luxury
 

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ok look my stance on footy players taking drugz or anything illegal wanes at times.

but hey, **** it. if they wanna take substances that are illegal to the rest of community, let them. if they get caught, they can enter rehab like the rest of them. they arent superheroes, dont put em on a pedestal.

and they cant cry woe is me if they get caught. average joe or john or deshawn on the street dont have that luxury


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Using News Limited websites like the Herald Sun and the Advertiser. You get to read a grand total of one article before you're confronted with 'Only subscribers can access our premium articles'. Feels like I'm on a porn site.
open the article in a private window, they can't track cookies that you have opened an article.
 

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The last time I went to a laundromat was in London, I had to take my clothes down there to put them in the dryer as it was always bloody raining.

You don't really have that problem in Perth.
 

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When I was in Paris with my friends, we were in a laundromat and we saw a Romanian in there who started mumbling stuff, and my friend being Serb could understand some of it. She'd talk Serb back to him and he'd understand.

Very odd that someone from Australia was in a Parisian laundromat talking to a Romanian in Serb lol
 
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