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Awkward flirting stories where people assign numbers and letters to people when telling a story.
For example me and this girl are making out on the couch, let's call us B1 and B2, then my mate rocks up with his girl, let's call them D1 and D2.
I say to B2 I need to take a piss, then D2 says I need to take a piss too, D1 starts getting suspicious so I say to D1 there's nothing going on between me and D2 but B2 thinks there is something going on between D1 and B1, then wouldn't you know it D2 walks in the door.
And you're like wtf?
For example me and this girl are making out on the couch, let's call us B1 and B2, then my mate rocks up with his girl, let's call them D1 and D2.
I say to B2 I need to take a piss, then D2 says I need to take a piss too, D1 starts getting suspicious so I say to D1 there's nothing going on between me and D2 but B2 thinks there is something going on between D1 and B1, then wouldn't you know it D2 walks in the door.
And you're like wtf?

