Society & Culture Things that Shit me part X- The Tenth edition!

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Phone been broken (see above post) so been using old lady's iPad.

Had it for over a week, used it for pr0n a few times, as you do.

in kitchen before

comes in and it kinda goes like this;

"you know that the iPad is like connected to my computer, yeh?....like all the web history an stuff comes up"

"oh really, that's pretty cool...." (Thinkin stfu let me search for food in peace"

she kinda holds her gaze

I click

"ooohhhhhh, shit"
 

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well I would've done private browsing if I thought I was in any danger.

I was just gonna to do the delete history/cookies when I gave it back.
 

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When we first got the internet back in the mid 90s I had no idea about browser histories and that it recorded every site you went to.

I shudder to think what the rest of my family might have discovered if they looked through it before I realised you could delete it.
 

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Been having problems with my Samsung for a little while now (think I mentioned something about it in another thread), and decided this morning I would go and buy the latest iPhone. Was pretty excited, headed into Telstra, sat down with a nice young lady, she got everything sorted for me, left to go get the phone for me from out the back, comes back and says "uh sorry but we actually have none left..."

Pretty annoyed.
 

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Been having problems with my Samsung for a little while now (think I mentioned something about it in another thread), and decided this morning I would go and buy the latest iPhone. Was pretty excited, headed into Telstra, sat down with a nice young lady, she got everything sorted for me, left to go get the phone for me from out the back, comes back and says "uh sorry but we actually have none left..."

Pretty annoyed.
That happens so often with Telstra. They only get sent a certain amount for some reason.
 

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Phone been broken (see above post) so been using old lady's iPad.

Had it for over a week, used it for pr0n a few times, as you do.

in kitchen before

comes in and it kinda goes like this;

"you know that the iPad is like connected to my computer, yeh?....like all the web history an stuff comes up"

"oh really, that's pretty cool...." (Thinkin stfu let me search for food in peace"

she kinda holds her gaze

I click

"ooohhhhhh, shit"
Haha. Is it a secret you look at porn or were you looking at freaky stuff?
 
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It's not an apple thing.

For example, all the stuff I browse is connected through my google account

It saves all the stuff I search and use through google chrome on my laptop, desktop and phone.

Always go incognito anyway
 
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Been having problems with my Samsung for a little while now (think I mentioned something about it in another thread), and decided this morning I would go and buy the latest iPhone. Was pretty excited, headed into Telstra, sat down with a nice young lady, she got everything sorted for me, left to go get the phone for me from out the back, comes back and says "uh sorry but we actually have none left..."

Pretty annoyed.
you should get the latest iPhone 127x
 

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I got a serious case of sunburn on grand final week at the Hawthorn training session. My face, neck and arms healed quickly.......... my knees are still suspect, they look ok under certain lighting conditions, but in other lighting conditions they still look dark.
 
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