Society & Culture Things that Shit me part X- The Tenth edition!

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The Lemon

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I absolutely detest all fat people. It's disgusting how they let their bodies become so unhealthy & foul in appearance.
I'm no lean ass but I cop 200kg walruses who will push their fat ass elbow into my side. Ass flubber pushing me against the window.

Today...two skinny girls. It's looking like a good day
 

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I'm not sure why everyone's meant to care when he falls over, he would have ingested that many persian rugs over his life I'm not surprised he's a bit wobbly on his feet.
Wasn't sure what you meant by Persian Rugs, so I went to trusty old Urban Dictionary which said it could be rhyming slang for drugs, or:

"To give a Persian Rug. The act of masturbating and spreading your sperm over you're gay partner's chest or back. Then using the sperm as an adhesive for sticking on your pubic hair."

Still not sure which you were referring to...
 

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I'm not sure why everyone's meant to care when he falls over, he would have ingested that many persian rugs over his life I'm not surprised he's a bit wobbly on his feet.
Ch7 are just trying to beat up a story about him to help promote that Molly mini series they've been flogging for the last few months.

He's pretty much irrelevant now but he was a big shot in the music industry back in his Countdown heyday and would have some great stories to tell.
 

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Wasn't sure what you meant by Persian Rugs, so I went to trusty old Urban Dictionary which said it could be rhyming slang for drugs, or:

"To give a Persian Rug. The act of masturbating and spreading your sperm over you're gay partner's chest or back. Then using the sperm as an adhesive for sticking on your pubic hair."

Still not sure which you were referring to...
I was referring to drugs, but wouldn't surprise if he has done the second one, if it's actually a thing that is.
 

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People who continually call you back and leave multiple voice messages.

E.g. I called someone this morning and left them a voicemail. Since then I've been in meetings and now I'm having a coffee and planning a training session. I haven't had a chance (until now) to call them back. They have left me SEVEN voice mails since 11.30am. **** OFF.
 

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People who continually call you back and leave multiple voice messages.

E.g. I called someone this morning and left them a voicemail. Since then I've been in meetings and now I'm having a coffee and planning a training session. I haven't had a chance (until now) to call them back. They have left me SEVEN voice mails since 11.30am. **** OFF.
i get these pricks every day.
i intentionally make them wait even after i have been freed up.
 

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Ch7 are just trying to beat up a story about him to help promote that Molly mini series they've been flogging for the last few months.

He's pretty much irrelevant now but he was a big shot in the music industry back in his Countdown heyday and would have some great stories to tell.
The "Oh yeah he's relevant" trash media kraken coverage started years ago, well before this miniseries and well well well well after Countdown.

Assisted by the guy being obsessed with getting his face in media. "Melbourne Storm won a game, interview me!" "St Kilda won a game, interview me!".
 
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