Society & Culture Things that Shit me part X- The Tenth edition!

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The Lemon

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There are a lot of bad drivers around that area, male and female, if you know what I mean.
Oh i ******* know what you mean. This ******* stupid bitch pulled in the parking lot, didn't driver on the road...drove through the car parks without indicating where the **** she wanted to park. I knew where she wanted to go, but i drove around said ****face and parked. Then i got out the car and she was still going 5km/h through the carparks and parked 3/4 away from mine.

I just said to her "you stupid ******* idiot wtf are you doing" and i got the "i can hear what you are saying but i will pretend to not hear you".

i will key her ******* car if my car has a scratch on it
 

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peternorth

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Let it thunder out your arse Pete, one of life's underrated pleasures.
reckon i could sink a 20 footer with the propulsion from my arse. nothing but net.

Something you ate mate; dodgy dog?
needed to be well cooked. wasnt.

Toilet paper feels like sandpaper after a while. Best thing to do is get the vomiting out of the way. Feel better straight away
thankfully not spewing mate. dont feel the need to, maybe my gastro isnt normal.

have only shat myself once.
 
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