Society & Culture Things that Shit me part X- The Tenth edition!

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Why would anyone be jealous of an umpire?
Because they don't have the guts to go and umpire a game of footy themselves. That's why Plugger35 has it in for me.
Also when talking about players getting traded people need to do the research because I just proved some people from the north melbourne board wrong.
 

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Because they don't have the guts to go and umpire a game of footy themselves. That's why Plugger35 has it in for me.
Also when talking about players getting traded people need to do the research because I just proved some people from the north melbourne board wrong.
 

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Because they don't have the guts to go and umpire a game of footy themselves. That's why Plugger35 has it in for me.
Also when talking about players getting traded people need to do the research because I just proved some people from the north melbourne board wrong.
I have the guts to be an umpire, I just don't want to be an umpire.

I'm certainly not jelly of people that spend a couple of hours standing in between a couple of goal posts.
 

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I have the guts to be an umpire, I just don't want to be an umpire.

I'm certainly not jelly of people that spend a couple of hours standing in between a couple of goal posts.
Goal umpiring is for the lazy ones anyway, all those ones who can't be f***ed running because they're always gorging themselves on Coles brand cheese pizzas and Pepsi max.
 

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Filling in for the 4's today in Cricket. Team bowled out for 21 (9 wides/NB's) and I made a golden. Solid day. Although at least I was home early :thumbsu:
Yep had a game like this a few years ago. Fielded all day and they got about 450 we were then bowled out for 19 :(
 
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- Bus drivers who think it's okay to just pull away without looking from a bus stop because they have right of way. Yes if I'm coming up behind you and see you indicating I'll slow down and let you go, but you can't just swing your big heap into traffic and force everyone to slam on the anchors! What happened to commonsense?
Commonsense is a car slowing down when they see a bus ahead because the bus has right of way when they need it.
 

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People that push in,Push in lines this shites me in general but today.

I was at bakers today some old betty with those dark weilding type glasses tried pushing in line :eek: silly senior citizens.
This absolutely shits me to no end.
Some have even worked it into an art. I was at the back of a line at the Adelaide Train Station to put $$$$ on my MetroCard, when an old bat came and stood about a metre to my left. I didn't notice her at first, but as the line progressed forward she'd angle her way a wee bit closer to the line until she eventually got a wheel of her trolley thing in front of my foot and claimed my spot in the queue. **** that shit man, I was furious but I was too stunned at the audacity of it to say anything.
At the end of the day it's no big deal, I walked out with money on my card about 20 seconds later than I would have, it's just the sense of entitlement from the old woman that triggers this deep rage I suppose.
 
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