The royals, in particular three components of their visit:
1. Media - To all media personnel, can you guys stop having a f***ing orgy over this family? I throw up in my mouth every time I hear the word "elegant" and when the media give coverage to some poxy "contest" between Will & Kate.
Start focussing on real news that affects real people such as O'Farrell's resignation, the Sydney airport and Carlton's performance

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2. Crowds - Maybe I've just got a small network, but I don't know of anyone who'd go out to visit three Poms with no vested interest in Australia. Is a Rent-a-crowd being hired, or is there a following in Sydney there isn't in Adelaide?
Why do people continue to fawn over a stuck-up family that live in another country and are still our head of state? Most people are oppose knights and dames, so why do we pursue these people like celebrities, let alone allow them to represent us? At least a musician/actor/athlete has some discernible talent and contributes to society through sport or the arts.
They have contributed no more to society than anyone else. I'm sure if you gave a random family a ton of cash and told people to worship them, you could find people far more interesting and positively influential.
Get a life people.
3. Babies - Please God, if you're there, stop all talk of future royal babies. I'll repent, convert, do whatever you want, please, PLEASE stop all future talk of royal babies.



/rant