Society & Culture Things that Shit me part X- The Tenth edition!

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Forgot about Macbeth, did that one year, worst part was watching the black and white movie version of the play.

Had a Macbeth book and everyone in the class had to take turns reading from it in different characters.

I liked reading it as I allowed myself to put on different voices but it was a bore.

Hate anything Macbeth related.

Actually, Shakespeare related s.h.i.t, :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:.
 

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Driving down the street the other day I saw a really pretty girl in the distance, then as I got closer....

Calf tatts.

****, if I naturally looked that good, the last thing I would ever be doing would be destroying it with something so feral.
 

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Driving down the street the other day I saw a really pretty girl in the distance, then as I got closer....

Calf tatts.

****, if I naturally looked that good, the last thing I would ever be doing would be destroying it with something so feral.
Bow ties? Those tatts will end in tears in 20 years time
 

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Bow

Bow ties that run up the back of the calf up the thigh with laces. Seen a few about lately.
Nah don't think so, but it was almost a full covering from my brief glimpse.

I should add that I've got the next week and a half off and had a couple of mates around earlier and I'm somewhat inebriated.
 

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Nah don't think so, but it was almost a full covering from my brief glimpse.

I should add that I've got the next week and a half off and had a couple of mates around earlier and I'm somewhat inebriated.

Well you may as well keep telling us what shits you.

I have the shits with dreadlocks. Dirty looking heads of hair.
 

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The concept of being "fashionably late". If I set a time for something, I would like people to be there at that time.
I had a mates birthday last week, I rocked up to his house at 7:20pm, and it started at 7pm. I was the first one there, and he said to me, "geez, you're early".

Makes no sense to me.
 

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The concept of being "fashionably late". If I set a time for something, I would like people to be there at that time.
I had a mates birthday last week, I rocked up to his house at 7:20pm, and it started at 7pm. I was the first one there, and he said to me, "geez, you're early".

Makes no sense to me.
Agree with this, back a few years mate had a 21st, said show up at 7, got there at 7:00 sharp and they were still setting up, nobody else came till 8. If someone says to be somewhere at (x) time I get there at that time. However since most don't show up on time if i organise something I tell the worst culprits to show up at 7:30 for something that starts at 8.
 

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My mates often accuse me of being a fashionably-later. Truth is I just never get ready to go anywhere until the last minute and am usually sidetracked watching a game of cricket/union if it's a Friday or Saturday night.

The fact that my social group has become increasingly shut off from the outside world.
 

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Agree with this, back a few years mate had a 21st, said show up at 7, got there at 7:00 sharp and they were still setting up, nobody else came till 8. If someone says to be somewhere at (x) time I get there at that time. However since most don't show up on time if i organise something I tell the worst culprits to show up at 7:30 for something that starts at 8.
I hear you - we have a couple in our group of friends who without fail are always at least 45minutes late. There is nothing worse than having prepared a meal and waiting on people to turn up - we now start without them and when eating out we bring the start time forward 1hr for them.
 

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I usually just bite the bullet and do the whole thing myself. Especially if you have group members who don't speak English (no racist). I hate group work so much, I have no idea what it proves.
Proves jack shit that's what it proves!!
Ended up writing over 2500 of the 3000 word assignment. Fair to say im going to sent my tutorer an email saying how shit they were.

The concept of being "fashionably late". If I set a time for something, I would like people to be there at that time.
I had a mates birthday last week, I rocked up to his house at 7:20pm, and it started at 7pm. I was the first one there, and he said to me, "geez, you're early".

Makes no sense to me.
I always seem to be late for stuff, not because I actually want to, its just that I get so easily sidetracked and distracted by things. I have gotten way better these days but obviously for important things I will rock up on time.
 

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I could have Googled Mussolini and Trains as well.

I have what I call 30% mates, if they tell me that they'll meet me at a certain I time I add 30% to the time and turn up then.
 

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The concept of being "fashionably late". If I set a time for something, I would like people to be there at that time.
I had a mates birthday last week, I rocked up to his house at 7:20pm, and it started at 7pm. I was the first one there, and he said to me, "geez, you're early".

Makes no sense to me.

I'm always incredibly late because I dramatically underestimate how long it takes to get anywhere in Melbourne. Like, on a Saturday morning, I'll think, "30 minutes to get from Essendon to Richmond, no problems." Lol. You ridiculous man.

But for all my mates 21sts we all made a point of being there way early, like three hours early, to help set up, have a few together, and play some cricket before everyone gets there.
 
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