Mega Thread Things that Shit me part XI - The Eleventh One!

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Whispering_Jack

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My father seems to talk with a thesaurus planted up his arse in perpetuity.

Some of the words he uses and ways he describes up just make you wince. Someone wasn't drunk, they imbibed prodigiously and unencumbered. Someone wasn't unhappy, they were less than joyously delighted in abundance.

Very grating at times. Just spit it out, papa.
Like father like son ey? ;)
 

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IKnowtheDog

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******* ants

They're everywhere at home. The slightest crumb or anything remotely sticky and they're all over it. Trying to get two teenagers to remember to clean up after themselves so there's nothing for the ants is doing my head in

******* pain the arse
It might be the hosing, ants aren't fans of hosing
 

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The new Mario game for iOS. Mario runs automatically, and automatically jumps over turtles a troopas.

They are taking the fun out of the game. And I really don't need a bloody storyline. I just want to play Mario.
 

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My father seems to talk with a thesaurus planted up his arse in perpetuity.

Some of the words he uses and ways he describes up just make you wince. Someone wasn't drunk, they imbibed prodigiously and unencumbered. Someone wasn't unhappy, they were less than joyously delighted in abundance.

Very grating at times. Just spit it out, papa.
Dermott is your father? How on Earth did you end up an Essendon supporter.?
 

perthblue

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People who book budget hotels and then complain that their room displays all the characteristics of a budget hotel eg. old furniture, stains on the wall, outdated appliances, dodgy internet connection. If you're paying budget prices then expect no more than a bed, air-con, and a semi-reasonable location.
 

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Co workers who bring their kids to work.

It's a workplace not a creche.

Sorry.
They just come in and work with their kid running around all day? I've seen people on mat leave bring their babies back to say a quick hi. Never just kids hanging around all day though.
 

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Housemate works nights, I work days. Thus I need to park on the street in front of the house or I can't get out of the driveway of a morning. ******* arsehole neighbour always gets home before me and parks in front of my house instead of theirs. WTF campaigner :mad:
 
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