Mega Thread Things that Shit me part XI - The Eleventh One!

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I've got a real knack for picking complete psychos, or absolute bitches

finding a nice chick that likes footy and sports in general shouldn't be this hard should it?
My other half has got it pretty damn good

Love footy, love watching action movies, hate shopping, not into jewellery. I do though cost him a fortune in pedicures, hair and clothing

BUT I am also a prize bitch when it suits me
 

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when I am plugging away 12 inches deep inside a Sri Lankan supermodel and she makes me stop because J'm too big. *sigh* i exclaimed as I tucked my python back into the python exhibit, i guess i'll have to wait for the other supermodels which i date/live with to come home.
 

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when I am plugging away 12 inches deep inside a Sri Lankan supermodel and she makes me stop because J'm too big. *sigh* i exclaimed as I tucked my python back into the python exhibit, i guess i'll have to wait for the other supermodels which i date/live with to come home.
Would have believed you if you didn't make up a nationality.
 

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I came in to complain about pretentious wank

Popped across the road for some lunch - ordered the sweet potato slice

Them: have here, take away
Me: take away
Them: would you like that served with garden forage
Me: salad??? Yes


Garden ******* forage

Get back to the office and it's got flowers, and herbs and what resembles weeds - like wtf - whatever happened to tomato and cue
 

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I came in to complain about pretentious wank

Popped across the road for some lunch - ordered the sweet potato slice

Them: have here, take away
Me: take away
Them: would you like that served with garden forage
Me: salad??? Yes


Garden ******* forage

Get back to the office and it's got flowers, and salads and what resembles weeds - like wtf - whatever happened to tomato and cue
Well they did say garden forage so sounds pretty accurate

Either that or you got Shell 's flowers
 

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I came in to complain about pretentious wank

Popped across the road for some lunch - ordered the sweet potato slice

Them: have here, take away
Me: take away
Them: would you like that served with garden forage
Me: salad??? Yes


Garden ******* forage

Get back to the office and it's got flowers, and herbs and what resembles weeds - like wtf - whatever happened to tomato and cue
Garden forage? Tf is that language. Aside from douchebag.
 

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I'm reading this thread at work and crying one minute at another Crowy melt down and then tearing up over Mr Smooth not being in a good space.

Never change BF - love it
I'm glad you're enjoying yourself. :rolleyes:

I don't find Smooth's battle all that cheerful to be honest.
 
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