Mega Thread Things that Shit me part XII - The Twelfth One!

[craigos]

Not a fan of laxative pranks tbh, they can be quite dangerous.

Boner pills?

 

[Plugger35]

I'm starting to understand why you end up with such shit housemates all the time

Don't you have mates you could rent with?

Even renting with mates doesn't always work out, you might get along OK until you live with them day in and day out, friends can turn into enemies as a result.

At least if you rent with randoms and it turns to shit it doesn't matter that much if you have a falling out with them as you weren't friends to begin with,

 

[Neese]

So looked at moving out and I thought I was only an occupant, not a tenant. Wrong. When I signed the transfer from the person I replaced I also signed a lease until December next year. Told the housemates I’m finding a replacement or they can get a friend to move in as I’m out. Explained that it’s basically living with animals because one of them doesn’t know any other way than to live in his own filth, I figured that would have caused him to clean the mess up that’s currently plaguing the kitchen. Nope, just added to it.

Anywho, bought pizza last night for dinner and left a few slices for work today, went to grab it to take with me and long and behold that campaigner ate it and left me one slice with the top picked at. It can only be one of them because the other is vego so she didn’t eat it. Seriously how disrespectful can one get?

Get me out of here!

Oh no, touching a housemate's leftovers is just not acceptable.

 

[Neese]

Based on the posts over the last 2 years I dont think so

lol, harsh but fair

 

[Billy ray]

Put a square of laxative (not dangerous dose) into a cadbury wrapper

 

[Gralin]

Even renting with mates doesn't always work out, you might get along OK until you live with them day in and day out, friends can turn into enemies as a result.

At least if you rent with randoms and it turns to shit it doesn't matter that much if you have a falling out with them as you weren't friends to begin with,

yeah you gotta pick your flat mate carefully if its someone you know

on the laxatives, why not just go extra hot ghost chilli extract or something in the protein balls?

 

[RU_]

yeah you gotta pick your flat mate carefully if its someone you know

on the laxatives, why not just go extra hot ghost chilli extract or something in the protein balls?

https://goo.gl/images/3eMFUk

On my phone. That was meant to be the ‘why not both’ Mexican gif.

 

[quotemokc]

Instead of laxatives just lace the pizza with super hot chilli sauce

 

[Plugger35]

Oh no, touching a housemate's leftovers is just not acceptable.

I've lived with housemates that seemed to be allergic to cleaning and doing dishes but thankfully never had any that nicked my food, that's as low as it gets.

 

[Beerfish]

Yeah agree with perthblue. You should grind some glass up instead. That's not medicine so is a much better idea. You can't be fooling with medicine like that. It's super dangerous.

 

[Cruyff14]

I'm just saying that laxatives are medicine and can make some people seriously ill, not really to be played around with.

Eating other people's food is not something that should go unpunished either.

 

[RU_]

I personally couldn’t care if he drops his stomach through his arseh*le. Stop eating my freaking food.

The campaigner works like 28 hours a week and gets almost double what I do in a 40 hour week, buy your own.

It’s because they get on the piss together at night and then can’t drive to get drunk snacks I’m guessing?

 

[Neese]

Work colleagues pinching your food out of a shared work fridge should be severely punished too. Nothing worse than looking forward to some tasty leftovers and some campaigner has eaten them.

 

[Beerfish]

Work colleagues pinching your food out of a shared work fridge should be severely punished too. Nothing worse than looking forward to some tasty leftovers and some campaigner has eaten them.

Can't imagine ever eating someone else's leftovers. The thought is just gross to me. It shits me though when campaigners steal your Tupperware out of the dishwasher.

 

[Neese]

I don't understand it either. There's no canteen here so then you have to go out to get something to eat. So lucky I didn't find out who it was.

 

[RU_]

That’s what really shit me, I’m currently at Tafe. If I wanted to spend $17 on lunch at the Tafe shop I wouldn’t have left leftovers.

 

[Plugger35]

Work colleagues pinching your food out of a shared work fridge should be severely punished too. Nothing worse than looking forward to some tasty leftovers and some campaigner has eaten them.

One of the reasons I prefer to just buy my lunch rather than bring lunch to work is to avoid that sort of work fridge drama, also I'm too lazy to make it myself.

 

[raskolnikov]

Cool story. Now pass the steak.

 

[perthblue]

It sucks that veganism attracts the modern forms of religious zealots, because I think the vegan lifestyle is probably the best way to live your life. That said I will probably never do it.

 

[Gigantic]

I've had a brand new sealed tub of hommous sitting in my work fridge for 3 weeks. It was literally just asking to be pinched, but I guess I just work with some decent people.

 

[perthblue]

Cool story. Now pass the steak.View attachment 568392

It appears that fb page is run by legitimate psychopaths, look at this post from the page:

Adolph Hitler murdered Jews (among others), because he considered Aryans superior to Semites.

Hasidic Jews murder chickens (for Kaparot), because they consider humans superior to animals.

Same mindset.

Same behavior.

Their ancestors suffocated to death on the fumes of prussic acid in Nazi gas chambers.

The chickens suffocate to death on their own blood in plastic garbage bags.

They scream about what the Nazis did to them while they do the same thing to someone else.

There is no difference.

And if you claim there is, you need to confront your unconscious speciesism.

This is 2018 A.D. - not B.C.

Animal sacrifice has no place in modern times, if indeed it ever did at any time.

If you feel you’ve offended God, speak directly to Him and ask for forgiveness.

What did those chickens have to do with it?

You made the conscious choice to engage in whatever “sin” you committed.

Grown-ups acknowledge and take responsibility for their wrongdoings - and teach their children to do the same.

You feed the chickens to the poor?

I call bullshit!

And even if you do, what favor are you doing to feed animal products known to cause heart attacks, strokes, cancer, and other organ damage?

We’re designed to eat plants.

Anachronistic barbarity proudly flaunted before the world and shamefully defended as “religious freedom.”

Religious freedom means the right to follow the faith of your choice - or no faith at all.

It isn’t permission to practice animal abuse and flout laws against it with impunity.

How does a temple become a slaughterhouse?

And don’t come back at me with accusations of anti-Semitism.

 

[Over The Post]

I lived with a woman for 15 months whose daughter was a vegan. The food can be awesome. The mindset, attitude and extrapolation to all sorts of irrelevant things sets my teeth on edge and I am now psychologically blocked from ever taking up veganism. Perhaps the mindset and attitude are a direct result of the lack of meat in their diet. FIIK.

 

[Bumpswithagrin]

Cool story. Now pass the steak.View attachment 568392

 

[Over The Post]

Lol! Left BF, went to a news site, and literally the first story in World News is about French vegans attacking butcher shops. https://on.rt.com/9fq6

 

[raskolnikov]

European taxi drivers