Mega Thread Things that s**t me part XII - The Twelfth One!

[Gralin]

As an example a childless friend postulated and was bemused that a member of their family took so long to pack for an extended family interstate catch up. Friend was exasperated that the toddler needed so much stuff. I just added that sometimes kids need more stuff such as toys and clothing than adults. As adults we can survive on bare essentials. Kids are different cause they are young, innocent and a blank slate.


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And they aren't great at putting all the food in their mouths, not playing in mud, keeping their clothes dry, cleaning their faces with something other than their sleeve etc

 

[Gough]

My mother puffed on thirty a day during both her pregnancies. Nowadays you struggle to get someone up the pole to have a bit of brie.

 

[Xtreme]

PM the main board mods if you have an issue with moderation, don't complain here.

Just posted an opinion about the opinion no harm no foul

Although I could very well take my chances and post my disapproval of Hird here

 

[Gough]

I wouldn't.

 

[Xtreme]

I wouldn't.

I know some would love an excuse to ban me

I got my Hird outrage out of the way on another football forum!

 

[craigos]

LOL OK m8.

People who start sentences with 'as a mother/father/parent...' are invariably full of s**t.

Funnily enough you are correct, I have zero kids

 

[peternorth]

LOL OK m8.

People who start sentences with 'as a mother/father/parent...' are invariably full of s**t.

As a parent I'm like gough, keep opinions to self other than stating to a fellow parent or otherwise "do what u feel is best".

No one knows what happens between their four walls. Sometimes he house has more than four walls even. That complicates matters even more.

hai

 

[Off The Couch]

Seems I'm shitless, I went with I'm

 

[Billy ray]

People always say we should leave a better planet for our kids. Which we should.
But we also need to leave better kids for our planet.

 

[Catfish Alley]

I'd say nearly every parent wants their children to grow up to be good people and live a better life.

 

[IKnowtheDog]

As a parent I'm like gough, keep opinions to self other than stating to a fellow parent or otherwise "do what u feel is best".

No one knows what happens between their four walls. Sometimes he house has more than four walls even. That complicates matters even more.


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Doesn't matter how many walls there are if there is no roof

 

[edgie]

I'd say nearly every parent wants their children to grow up to be good people and live a better life.

Some have funny ways of going about it

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[Catfish Alley]

Well, some kids do suck.

 

[Scotland]

People always say we should leave a better planet for our kids. Which we should.
But we also need to leave better kids for our planet.

'Leave a better world behind for the next generation'
- the generation which does not understand irony

 

[the_interloper]

God this shits me. People have already started telling me how I SHOULD give birth, how I SHOULD feed my baby, how I SHOULD sleep train etc. None of this advice has been solicited by me. If I want advice I'll ask for it.

The "you should breastfeed" advice starts no more than an hour after giving birth and it's the midwives who put the pressure on, I reckon it's ordinary. Though as a male in a women's hospital you should be seen and not heard so I never said anything to them.

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

The "you should breastfeed" advice starts no more than an hour after giving birth and it's the midwives who put the pressure on, I reckon it's ordinary. Though as a male in a women's hospital you should be seen and not heard so I never said anything to them.

Starts during pregnancy. I've already had people tell me that I must breastfeed or demanding to know what my plan is.

 

[Rankine2Rachele]

I must have been incredibly fortunate, because I had no pressure whatsoever from anyone for that when I had my daughter 3 years ago.

 

[the_interloper]

Starts during pregnancy. I've already had people tell me that I must breastfeed or demanding to know what my plan is.

New mums get put under a lot of pressure that's for sure. All I have to do as a dad is go out with the young bloke by myself and I get pats on the back from strangers for "helping Mum out", truth. And we don't have to go through the childbirth thing of course, only thing we have to do really is get a root, not a bad deal really.

 

[Reynolds Number]

Aftermath of drinking down one whole bottle of Cabinet Saviginon.

Will stick to cheap beer and Woodstock.

 

[Scotland]

The "you should breastfeed" advice starts no more than an hour after giving birth and it's the midwives who put the pressure on, I reckon it's ordinary. Though as a male in a women's hospital you should be seen and not heard so I never said anything to them.

Does this mean feed from the breast only or feed breast milk (ie expressed) only?

 

[RU_]

People who literally get up to go to the toilet the moment the seatbelt signs go off. Surely, surely you could have gone before we hopped on the plane?

Brisbane airport parking! Just got charged an extra $55 because they can't put signs up to display which areas are which!

 

[MrKK]

Aftermath of drinking down one whole bottle of Cabinet Saviginon.

Will stick to cheap beer and Woodstock.

Is that the Aldi version of Cabernet Sauvignon? No wonder you feel like s**t afterwards.

 

[perthblue]

People who literally get up to go to the toilet the moment the seatbelt signs go off. Surely, surely you could have gone before we hopped on the plane?

probably gone to grope the flight attendants

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

Locked myself out of the house and my car key is inside so I can't even just go to work.

 

[Bumpswithagrin]

Locked myself out of the house and my car key is inside so I can't even just go to work.

Oh no! Are you in the RACV? Think they can help with those things these days.