Mega Thread Things that Shit me part XII - The Twelfth One!

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Given that I've relatively recently started working doing ubereats this development has been good for me :)
How does it work? Does some fatty use an app on their phone because they couldn't be arsed going to Maccas, and you oblige by turning up with their food, and they compensate you for your largesse?
 

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How does it work? Does some fatty use an app on their phone because they couldn't be arsed going to Maccas, and you oblige by turning up with their food, and they compensate you for your largesse?
I've seen people advertising $10 jobs on airtasker to deliver KFC to their house.
 

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Having to have an endoscopy and colonoscopy next Tuesday, to check if there's anything going on in there that could be causing low iron, and occasional random bleeding. On the upside though, it will be over and done with and I'll be recovered from the procedure in time for my birthday next Friday.
 

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Having to have an endoscopy and colonoscopy next Tuesday, to check if there's anything going on in there that could be causing low iron, and occasional random bleeding. On the upside though, it will be over and done with and I'll be recovered from the procedure in time for my birthday next Friday.
All the best. I assume they have checked Vitamin B levels?
 

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I don't get the mass appeal of UberEats and similar. Just go to the takeaway place you lazy kents.
People don't want to dine-in at McDonald's at 10.30pm with drunk wogs and Adele or Birdy blaring, and driving drunk/stoned is negligent.
 
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Having to have an endoscopy and colonoscopy next Tuesday, to check if there's anything going on in there that could be causing low iron, and occasional random bleeding. On the upside though, it will be over and done with and I'll be recovered from the procedure in time for my birthday next Friday.
It's not really a procedure. The worst part is without doubt the stuff that empties your bowels. You'll shit till there's nothing left to shit so then your body will start finding stuff to shit that isn't supposed to be shat, and you'll feel like dying on the toilet would be a sweet release from the agony.

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You'll shit till there's nothing left to shit so then your body will start finding stuff to shit that isn't supposed to be shat, and you'll feel like dying on the toilet would be a sweet release from the agony.
This is an outstanding paragraph.

I hope kids study it at school in years to come.
 

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It's not really a procedure. The worst part is without doubt the stuff that empties your bowels. You'll shit till there's nothing left to shit so then your body will start finding stuff to shit that isn't supposed to be shat, and you'll feel like dying on the toilet would be a sweet release from the agony.

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Oh fun. Got to go all the way up to Noarlunga Hospital for it, and neither myself nor my husband drive (and the taxi will be way too expensive), so it'll be fun trying to navigate public transport to get back home will be interesting. On the upside, once it's over, I don't think I'll be giving a shit about much for a few days afterwards.
 
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