Mega Thread Things that Shit me part XII - The Twelfth One!

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When I go to an understaffed On the Run (servo) and I'm stuck waiting to pay for my petrol/cigs because the one employee is stuck making coffee for some moron.

Seriously, who the **** needs a latte when they're driving somewhere? What kind of uncultured **** orders a coffee from a petrol station?

I can understand if you're on a fishing trip and you're having your hourly stop over or something, but these idiots are clearly on the way home from work or some such. And this is in ADELAIDE. I can guarantee these tools are 5-20 minutes away from where they gotta be.

MAKE A COFFEE WHEN YOU GET HOME AND LET ME PAY AND MOVE ON! FFS.

/rant
Why would you buy cigarettes from a servo? About a 20% markup from supermarkets.
 

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akkaps how does one go about getting an invite to one of these Indian parties? I always thought they looked like fun.
Before you answer that, do they serve booze? If not, I'm out.
 

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Pointed out the black eye I received to a woman at the gym, it was from a headbutt from my 2 year old. This was meant to just elicit a laugh and "ah kids hey" but it turned into a discussion (rather instruction) on how I should be raising him. **** me, this bird has one kid just like me but apparently knows it all.

Oh and I didn't ask for advice just to confirm, this was unsolicited.
 

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What was your theme?
Mine was the 1920s. I had a thing about that period at the time. All the girls enjoyed dressing up and it was easy for the guys (although a few got creative, had a gangster Al Capone style and a 1920s tennis player).
 

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Pointed out the black eye I received to a woman at the gym, it was from a headbutt from my 2 year old. This was meant to just elicit a laugh and "ah kids hey" but it turned into a discussion (rather instruction) on how I should be raising him. **** me, this bird has one kid just like me but apparently knows it all.

Oh and I didn't ask for advice just to confirm, this was unsolicited.
You still boned her though right?
 

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Mine was the 1920s. I had a thing about that period at the time. All the girls enjoyed dressing up and it was easy for the guys (although a few got creative, had a gangster Al Capone style and a 1920s tennis player).
I would have come as a person from the Great Depression era and pretended to be broke so I could steal everyone else's booze.
 

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Pointed out the black eye I received to a woman at the gym, it was from a headbutt from my 2 year old. This was meant to just elicit a laugh and "ah kids hey" but it turned into a discussion (rather instruction) on how I should be raising him. **** me, this bird has one kid just like me but apparently knows it all.

Oh and I didn't ask for advice just to confirm, this was unsolicited.
Should got your kid to deliver her a Glasgow kiss.
 

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People that tell me I don't know what I'm missing out on by not having kids.

**** that, do you know what YOU are missing out on? I'll take my free weekends, disposable income, travel and spare time over your ugly ****in kid and never ending life of misery.
What gym do you go to?
 

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People that tell me I don't know what I'm missing out on by not having kids.

**** that, do you know what YOU are missing out on? I'll take my free weekends, disposable income, travel and spare time over your ugly ****in kid and never ending life of misery.
Oh yeah, and I think everyone with kids would be lying if they didn't wish for the kidless days occasionally. Especially when the little campaigners headbutt you.
 

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People that tell me I don't know what I'm missing out on by not having kids.

**** that, do you know what YOU are missing out on? I'll take my free weekends, disposable income, travel and spare time over your ugly ****in kid and never ending life of misery.
Don't call my kid ugly
 
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