Mega Thread Things that s**t me the fourteenth part

[Scotland]

The old 'friend' on facebook who has somehow become a life coach (or basically post quotes by other people).

Life coach is a ridiculous made up job to begin with, but it's never anyone successful you know calling themselves one. It's like me turning up to WC HQ and offering to be the strength and conditioning coach because I bought a nice gym outfit and posted some inspirational quotes on Instagram therefore I just 'feel' I can get the best out of the players.

One minute saying how she no longer cares about her body image and is proud of her body etc (this body has had a kid, i dont care about the big tummy, stretch marks, being overweight etc).....then late the next week she is talking about her new diet and how she is eating super clean, her goal is to lose weight etc. FFS, piss off

Real beauty is on the inside. Every body is beautiful. Here's me in yoga pants and a small top, please like.

 

[FRUMPY]

Life coach is a ridiculous made up job to begin with, but it's never anyone successful you know calling themselves one. It's like me turning up to WC HQ and offering to be the strength and conditioning coach because I bought a nice gym outfit and posted some inspirational quotes on Instagram therefore I just 'feel' I can get the best out of the players.



Real beauty is on the inside. Every body is beautiful. Here's me in yoga pants and a small top, please like.

Yep spot on. The ones I see are mostly mums with young kids who decide they know all to life and can help all mothers and others out there. Mostly just post 'inspirational' quotes from other people's posts

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[MrsEddieBetts]

I’m in a women’s networking group and the coaches get eaten alive if they post to the Facebook page. It’s always hippie mumbo jumbo or bullshit inspirational memes anyway. No actual content.

 

[Engimal v3]

I don't think anyone's ever posted on my profile page in 10 years of BigFooty

 

[Perth gal]

Do u mean a pm?

 

[Engimal v3]

Do u mean a pm?

Nah, you can post on others' profiles, similar to posting on someone's wall on Facebook

 

[Scotland]

I’m in a women’s networking group and the coaches get eaten alive if they post to the Facebook page. It’s always hippie mumbo jumbo or bullshit inspirational memes anyway. No actual content.

Women: we rise by lifting each other
Also women: *do this*



The amount of utter, utter s**t that people fawn over on social media is mind boggling. If you are an attractive women with more than about 8 followers you can post something like this and people will lap it up:

 

[Billy ray]

Women: we rise by lifting each other
Also women: *do this*



The amount of utter, utter s**t that people fawn over on social media is mind boggling. If you are an attractive women with more than about 8 followers you can post something like this and people will lap it up:

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Hieathe

 

[the_interloper]

Life coach is a ridiculous made up job to begin with, but it's never anyone successful you know calling themselves one. It's like me turning up to WC HQ and offering to be the strength and conditioning coach because I bought a nice gym outfit and posted some inspirational quotes on Instagram therefore I just 'feel' I can get the best out of the players.



Real beauty is on the inside. Every body is beautiful. Here's me in yoga pants and a small top, please like.

You got the photo? Just for completeness.

 

[PT Bar None]

Before the Xmas break I was in a work meeting where they were describing the timing of a big marketing push in the early new year and the implications on something they wanted me to do. "They're going out to the influencers as well" was said in hushed tones. I laughed out loud.


Apparently it wasn't a joke.

 

[Run n Spread]

Winning a grand in a raffle. Fair play all good. But apparently there is a glitch???? Sorry a glitch that doesn't cut it just another old style rip off bit like this country

 

[Procrastinator35]

I don't think anyone's ever posted on my profile page in 10 years of BigFooty

Maybe your avatar has something to do with it.

Most of mine are: 'You got suspended again'?.....'What did you do this time'?

 

[PT Bar None]

Winning a grand in a raffle. Fair play all good. But apparently there is a glitch???? Sorry a glitch that doesn't cut it just another old style rip off bit like this country

I won a raffle once. $1600 prize pool.
2 x stand by tickets return flight
Stand by booking for two night's accommodation
2 x game fishing experience, stand by
2 x dinner for two at resort. Not weekends, not peak season, not school holidays, not public holidays, etc.

And so on...

Barely used any of it. Haven't bought a raffle ticket since

 

[Engimal v3]

Maybe your avatar has something to do with it.

Most of mine are: 'You got suspended again'?.....'What did you do this time'?

This avatar has at least another decade in it

 

[FRUMPY]

When the missus uses ingredients she doesnt like when she cooks a special meal for me.......but when i use those ingredients it gets her mad. I appreciate the effort but if we are going to have olives once in a while, ive got a better dish to use them in than what she made (let me know when i can use them instead of wasting them in an ordinary meal)

 

[Gough]

Good olives are always nice in a Puttanesca.

 

[PoppedCorn]

Olives s**t me
No like

 

[Gough]

True olive story. A mate of mine has all the olives off the tree in his backyard nicked one year. He came home one day and they were gone. He said that he always imagined it to be a group of little old Greek ladies.

 

[FRUMPY]

Good olives are always nice in a Puttanesca.

She got a premade meatballs pasta sauce with olives in it from woolworths......i could have made my own pasta sauce with olives in it, would taste way better.

Basically olives, anchovies, capers etc are off the menu at our house (or as i call them, flavour)

 

[Kram]

Apparently my older brother when he was a little kid would grab jars of olives off the shop shelf and throw them in the trolley like they were lollies.

Whole family loves them.

 

[Gough]

She got a premade meatballs pasta sauce with olives in it from woolworths......i could have made my own pasta sauce with olives in it, would taste way better.

Basically olives, anchovies, capers etc are off the menu at our house (or as i call them, flavour)

I made Caesar Salad last night, anchovies, bacon and parmesan. Mmmmmmmm.

 

[Kram]

True olive story. A mate of mine has all the olives off the tree in his backyard nicked one year. He came home one day and they were gone. He said that he always imagined it to be a group of little old Greek ladies.

I've tried curing my own from my trees once or twice. Tasted crap on their own, iirc too mushy but they were pretty decent put in a spaghetti sauce. Haven't bothered to again though.

 

[FRUMPY]

I've tried curing my own from my trees once or twice. Tasted crap on their own, iirc too mushy but they were pretty decent put in a spaghetti sauce. Haven't bothered to again though.

The in laws do their own, are ******* delicious.

 

[Hawk Dork]

I've tried curing my own from my trees once or twice. Tasted crap on their own, iirc too mushy but they were pretty decent put in a spaghetti sauce. Haven't bothered to again though.

Might have picked them too ripe if they were soft

 

[Off The Couch]

Lot of work in doing your own so that’s a no from me as I don’t like them.

the youngest has always treated them like they were a bag of lollies