Mega Thread Things that s**t me the fourteenth part

[Sonny Bonds]

Explains the general shape of the chocolate bar then.

Doesn't end well when you try to lick out the top of a beer can though.

 

[NonPhixion]

People that constantly complain about living conditions in Australia.
No stfu this is a great country to live in, try surviving in Syria for a month campaigner.

 

[Over The Post]

Women like chocolate like blokes like beer in my opinion, would be 90%

Should tell this one she's eating it wrong. It's in little squares for a reason.

 

[akkaps]

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Should tell this one she's eating it wrong. It's in little squares for a reason.

 

[Hawk Dork]

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this is why we cant have nice things

 

[Procrastinator35]

Doesn't end well when you try to lick out the top of a beer can though.

All the more reason not to lose ya bottle then.

 

[Over The Post]

Mmmmmmm flake....

What I want to know is, how is she going to cope with the little bits of chocolate that ping off in all directions when she bites it? There'll be slivers of choc melting all over her chest. Not to mention the 4cm chunk that is guaranteed to fall off halfway through. Terrible waste if it goes into the bathwater.

 

[Procrastinator35]

 

[Hawk Dork]

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Mmmmmmm flake....

What I want to know is, how is she going to cope with the little bits of chocolate that ping off in all directions when she bites it? There'll be slivers of choc melting all over her chest. Not to mention the 4cm chunk that is guaranteed to fall off halfway through. Terrible waste if it goes into the bathwater.

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Definitely need a T-shirt and to be sitting so you can catch the crumbs with a flake

 

[Procrastinator35]

 

[Cuzz09]

People that constantly complain about living conditions in Australia.
No stfu this is a great country to live in, try surviving in Syria for a month campaigner.

Oath

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[FRUMPY]

I reckon men are fussier about beer these days.

If you offer a woman some plain old Dairy Milk or a Kit Kat or whatever she'll say yes. Offer a bloke a beer and there's a good chance you'll get follow up questions.

If i offer a beer and my mate starts asking follow up questions then he doesnt get a beer.

 

[peternorth]

People that constantly complain about living conditions in Australia.
No stfu this is a great country to live in, try surviving in Syria for a month campaigner.

Mates complain about too much immigration. They can gtfo

 

[Cuzz09]

Runny nose Sneezy mornings

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[FRUMPY]

Runny nose Sneezy mornings

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Corona Virus - you have maybe a couple of days left on this earth

 

[Cuzz09]

Corona Virus - you have maybe a couple of days left on this earth

Come here baby

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[Scotland]

If i offer a beer and my mate starts asking follow up questions then he doesnt get a beer.

What if you offer your mate a beer and he asks his wife if he can have one?

 

[FRUMPY]

What if you offer your mate a beer and he asks his wife if he can have one?

Kick him in the balls - if he complains then say 'i presume your missus had your balls and it wouldnt hurt'

 

[Scotland]

Vote 1 for 'would you like a beer?' going back to a yes or no question.

 

[craigos]

Have you tried these new non alcoholic beers? It tastes just like Carlton Draught but without its only redeeming feature.

 

[Engimal v3]

Indian team who work under me are putting me in the s**t by being lazy.

 

[Pistol Night]

Have you tried these new non alcoholic beers? It tastes just like Carlton Draught but without its only redeeming feature.

Non alcoholic beer, like having a root with a strap on. Pointless

 

[Billy ray]

have got crazy teenagers wandering about as the property around my place has magic mushrooms.

need a shotgun and rocking chair

 

[Beerfish]

have got crazy teenagers wandering about as the property around my place has magic mushrooms.

need a shotgun and rocking chair

And a saucepan and some butter.

 

[Over The Post]

Must get hold of some, I am not doing too well on my medication and want to try microdosing in a controlled environment.