Mega Thread Things that s**t me the Thirteenth

[The Dice Man]

Think they missed a few steps between 4 and 5.

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I thought the same thing.

Did you ask for some hands on assistance from a nurse like Stifler The Dice Man

She was about 70, but she didnt offer.

 

[The Dice Man]

What was your movie of choice

PornHub , via mobile. The onscreen movie wasn't doing it for me, also you can hear all the people outside the room so really had to block that out.

 

[Sparkle]

PornHub , via mobile. The onscreen movie wasn't doing it for me, also you can hear all the people outside the room so really had to block that out.

If you can hear them, does that mean they can hear you? It would be awkward walking out if you made a bit of noise

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

One of my friends missed the cup when doing his first sample

 

[The Dice Man]

If you can hear them, does that mean they can hear you? It would be awkward walking out if you made a bit of noise

I muted my phone but my belt had to be manipulated into my pocket to stop the jangling. Quite an awkward experience and compounded by my French not being top level, but probably not as bad as you’d expect. They did tell me wife she was welcome to join me but that just felt even more awkward.

 

[edgie]

'when he comes over we like to go out in the backyard and throw it around for a while.'

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[craigos]

I muted my phone but my belt had to be manipulated into my pocket to stop the jangling. Quite an awkward experience and compounded by my French not being top level, but probably not as bad as you’d expect. They did tell me wife she was welcome to join me but that just felt even more awkward.

*hands them the sample* "Bon Appetit"

 

[Shell]

One of my friends missed the cup when doing his first sample

You are kidding.

I've given a few urine samples in my time- and can say not one "drippage" or spillage on the outside of the cup. And what would be the degree of difficulty on that hey.. like 9.5/10

 

[peternorth]

I did take a photo for Shell

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[peternorth]

I posted something similar in the cricket board. Female commentator explaining the use of terms such as fielder and batter, and now 3rd (third) instead of 3rd man.

i dont like these new terms. But accept they are and will be used

 

[Perth gal]

Waiting to hear if you have a job interview after submitting a job application. I’m trying to be patient but.....

 

[Shell]

Waiting to hear if you have a job interview after submitting a job application. I’m trying to be patient but.....

Sydney?

 

[Perth gal]

Nah it’s the place I already work in. Been there for 2 years as a casual ( but lots of hours) but am applying for contract / permanent.

 

[Shell]

So you're not moving then?

 

[Perth gal]

I haven’t decided yet. It’s a year until my son finishes year 12 and he may decide not to go. So still weighing up options . It’s a huge move.

 

[MWPP]

Bonne chance The Dice Man

 

[Fabab]

Nah it’s the place I already work in. Been there for 2 years as a casual ( but lots of hours) but am applying for contract / permanent.

Good luck

 

[Sparkle]

You are kidding.

I've given a few urine samples in my time- and can say not one "drippage" or spillage on the outside of the cup. And what would be the degree of difficulty on that hey.. like 9.5/10

If you're giving a urine sample you have a couple of seconds to position the cup, so you'll nail at least some, hopefully most. When you're giving a sperm sample, you only get one shot with zero chance to position yourself. I'd say urine is a 6/10 and sperm is a 9.5/10

 

[Shell]

If you're giving a urine sample you have a couple of seconds to position the cup, so you'll nail at least some, hopefully most. When you're giving a sperm sample, you only get one shot with zero chance to position yourself. I'd say urine is a 6/10 and sperm is a 9.5/10

As a woman tho u have NO control where the actual urine goes. None

 

[Quivorir]

If you're giving a urine sample you have a couple of seconds to position the cup, so you'll nail at least some, hopefully most. When you're giving a sperm sample, you only get one shot with zero chance to position yourself. I'd say urine is a 6/10 and sperm is a 9.5/10

What do you mean zero chance to position yourself? Its not like it sneaks up on you, you know when it's coming...cumming?

 

[Sparkle]

As a woman tho u have NO control where the actual urine goes. None

Really? Learn something new everyday. It's similar with a bloke and sperm though, it spurts out fairly quick and it's impossible to judge where it's going to go

What do you mean zero chance to position yourself? Its not like it sneaks up on you, you know when it's coming...cumming?

Yeah, you know it's coming, but it's still not the easiest thing in the world. Unless you're going slow and careful, it can sort of, happen, and if you're on a roll it's hard to just stop dead to position yourself

 

[Shell]

Really? Learn something new everyday. It's similar with a bloke and sperm though, it spurts out fairly quick and it's impossible to judge where it's going to go

You can "position" yourself as much as you like- but in terms of direction, no, none. And it changes during... so there you go

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

As a woman tho u have NO control where the actual urine goes. None

Agreed, weeing in a cup sucks

 

[BotsMaster]

Agreed, weeing in a cup sucks

Should only be done in an emergency situation.

 

[peternorth]

What do you mean zero chance to position yourself? Its not like it sneaks up on you, you know when it's coming...cumming?