Mega Thread Things that Shit me the Thirteenth

peternorth

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Got a mate’s bucks coming up next weekend. But his missus is dead against him seeing any titties. So apart from him missing out on all the shenanigans of bucks parties in the past, it will be an early night for him.

He needs to grow some balls and she needs to chill out. Doesn’t bode well for their marriage.
Reckon you should have a word with her. Or tell her there's no titties then hire some strippers or escorts and a room and let them at him. He should wear protection though
 

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William Wonka

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I’ve never really understood guys fascination with titties - they are just that - tits. See one pair, seen them all
The differences are subtle but definite.
An almost infinite variety of shape, size and colour, each pair a delightful work of art.

Seeing one pair simply starts one on a lifelong quest to see them all.

When you see a big pair swinging in the wind they're like pendulums though, you can't take your eyes off them. They're mesmerising.
And this is from a gentleman whos interests lie elsewhere.
 

William Wonka

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Beat me to it - was surprised that Gough of all people posted that. Then again, my interests lie elsewhere too and I still see what you're both saying.
Breasts have an aesthetic beauty that can be appreciated by all.
However straight guys also have an overwhelming desire to bury our faces in them.
 

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Working in Adelaide later this week for the Big Bash, and from there I'm meant to go to Sydney for a game, but work forgot and ended up booking me a flight back home to Melbourne. Instead of changing my flight so that it's Adelaide to Sydney, I'm going to Melbourne, landing at 10:45am, where I need to catch a different flight to Sydney that's scheduled for 10:30am. :think:
This shits me. There's a job travelling around Australia watching the Big Bash and I don't have it :(.

Don't you do the AFL as well? Or is that someone else? Jealous.
 

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