Mega Thread Things that Shit me the Thirteenth

Larry Barnsworth

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Waiting for a signature from someone with a C in their title.

And if they're on BF reading this - yes, you're the reason I'm not working at the moment and wasting time posting banality :p
 

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another new starter at work. this time instead of him leaving, he turned out to be a massive racist and got himself instantly dismissed

probably not a great idea to share your reclaim australia type ideologies with the team that has a couple of immigrants (and functioning members of society) in them

need HR to weed these ******s out
 

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another new starter at work. this time instead of him leaving, he turned out to be a massive racist and got himself instantly dismissed

probably not a great idea to share your reclaim australia type ideologies with the team that has a couple of immigrants (and functioning members of society) in them

need HR to weed these ******s out
What is your line of work?
 

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Dunno. Just saw a new episode and she sounded weird. Like someone new had tried to do the old voice.

Got used to it by the end

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Everyone on The Simpsons sounds so old now. Because they are.
 

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to be fair, you'd probably get instantly fired for threatening to spit on any indian that you were going to work with. the fact he was working next to a Pakistani didn't help things though
 

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another new starter at work. this time instead of him leaving, he turned out to be a massive racist and got himself instantly dismissed

probably not a great idea to share your reclaim australia type ideologies with the team that has a couple of immigrants (and functioning members of society) in them

need HR to weed these ******s out
I work for an Aboriginal organisation and during a recent round of interviews we had a guy apply for a role with us that was currently employed at the company that we won the tender from.

The role involved working with people who were coming up for pre and post release from prison. He was so blatantly racist throughout the interview that we were shocked that he had never been reported during his time with the previous organisation. He even used the sentence “I’m nit racist but.....”
 

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I can’t afford a new car waahhhh
Have you considered a novated lease? Car payments deducted from your pay pre-tax. Essentially reducing your taxable income. In some cases these leases will include servicing and other maintenance costs. The secret is to make sure you have a degree of job security
 
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Have you considered a novated lease? Car payments deducted from your pay pre-tax. Essentially reducing your taxable income. In some cases these leases will include servicing and other maintenance costs. The secret is to make sure you have a degree of job security
And drive enough kilometres a year iirc.
 
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Well I did say iirc. It's been a long time since I looked at one because the two I looked at didn't suit me and I'm pretty sure it came down to the km/year though it was a long time ago so maybe they have changed or maybe idrc. I'm happy to defer to your clearly felt superior knowledge on the subject with no embarrassment.
No please sir, never defer to me. I just threw an idea up in the air. If it sounds like fun, or even remotely plausible, go and buy your accountant a coffee and drift the idea past them
 
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