Roast Things the AFL couldn’t organise

[caveman72]

A thread on BigFooty that didn’t turn into a petty multi thread shitfight between Richmond and Geelong supporters determined to win the internet.

I've come away from a few of them thinking how the F were you the sperm that won the race. Including myself for being sucked into banter with certain window lickers

 

[WillHayward]

I've come away from a few of them thinking how the F were you the sperm that won the race. Including myself for being sucked into banter with certain window lickers

Some terrific turn of phrase

 

[Falconista]

If the AFL ran the train network:

The timetable would say things like "about 5:30"

The train would seem to arrive at 5:45

But it would only be one, very small carriage that fit a couple of people.

Then a few more carriages would come.

Then they wouldn't tell you what time the rest of the day's trains arrive.

You'd just have to wait.

I had no idea the AFL run Perth trains when there's an event on at Optus Stadium.....