Well we now know it’s considered genocide to push a bloke in the face when he crumpled under a tackle or when he pushes a bloke in the chest and causes an hysterical dummy spit that my 6 year old might sometime resort to after getting taken off his device but what ELSE has Tom Lynch done to earn the wrath of the football public?
*Unconfirmed reports have seen him at Rydges in May high fiving returned overseas travellers while taking Dept of Health advice to not wear a mask
*He was apparently sitting on a grassy knoll with a daisy in his mouth when JFK was assassinated
*He gave Tom Hanks Covid-19 while he was in Australia
*Apparently he was the one the threw the lolly at Stevie Dew last year when in the coaches box (that Stewie then ate). He’d started a diet 2 days earlier.
*Kicked 5 goals and made a fool of Chris Scott in last year’s Prelim (hmm, he DID that)
* He was the confirmed financial modeller for Fryenberg’s job keeper and responsible for the $60BN error
*Advised Dan Andrews to wear North Face jackets on the weekends
*Advised Dan Andrews to ban people visiting their Mum on Mother’s Day
*Advised Dan Andrews to blame Melbournians for being complacent when introducing another lockdown
*Actually, he advises Dan on everything
So, what else has he done?
*Unconfirmed reports have seen him at Rydges in May high fiving returned overseas travellers while taking Dept of Health advice to not wear a mask
*He was apparently sitting on a grassy knoll with a daisy in his mouth when JFK was assassinated
*He gave Tom Hanks Covid-19 while he was in Australia
*Apparently he was the one the threw the lolly at Stevie Dew last year when in the coaches box (that Stewie then ate). He’d started a diet 2 days earlier.
*Kicked 5 goals and made a fool of Chris Scott in last year’s Prelim (hmm, he DID that)
* He was the confirmed financial modeller for Fryenberg’s job keeper and responsible for the $60BN error
*Advised Dan Andrews to wear North Face jackets on the weekends
*Advised Dan Andrews to ban people visiting their Mum on Mother’s Day
*Advised Dan Andrews to blame Melbournians for being complacent when introducing another lockdown
*Actually, he advises Dan on everything
So, what else has he done?
