Things wrong with Adelaide

[mark73]

You forgot the ******* Hipsters! They are ******* everywhere!

I figured you'd be around.

 

[Lord_Flashheart]

South Australia is like Australias arsecrack. Adelaide is the dangleberry.

 

[Waynesworld]

All you Victorians should come over to try some superb wines, we have plenty of barrels to go around ...

Your wines taste better in Melbourne though ...

 

[Asgardian]

Your wines taste better in Melbourne though ...

There are no wines left in Melbourne, all in SA now

 

[Lord_Flashheart]

There are no good beaches near Melbourne and that city is the shame of Australia. Perth, Adelaide, Brisbane, Sydney and Darwin (albeit with Crocs) all have great beaches nearby.

Are you talking about this swamp? or are you talking about the fake beach near the city at Southbank?

 

[someday-somehow]

All you Victorians should come over to try some superb wines, we have plenty of barrels to go around ...

Mainly stored in a bank vault in snowtown

 

[Tiger2709]

Heisenberg?

Do you mean Walter Heisenberg, does look similar

The one on the right is Robert Wagner.

 

[subaru]

How original ....

anyways


our Mall has balls ... does yours?
Thought not

 

[Asgardian]

Mainly stored in a bank vault in snowtown

And at Alberton Oval ...

 

[Tiger2709]

5. Barrels.

I think you beat me to it

You're not sure if he beat you to it?

Yes I think he beat me to it, you see in the rest of the country we do keep other things in our barrels, not only dead bodies, I guess that is not the case in serial killer central

 

[Tiger2709]

I really do fell sorry for you If you think Melbourne has good beaches. Not only are the beaches an Australian embarrassment, the water is brown and polluted.

In Victoria they swim in that water, the brown and polluted water in Adelaide is for drinking

 

[Tiger2709]

All you Victorians should come over to try some superb wines, we have plenty of barrels to go around ...

I wouldn't bank on that I hear they are a bit acidic and likely to leave you dead drunk

 

[kaysee]

Your wines taste better in Melbourne though ...

So if the SA shit fighters changed their locations to "Melbourne" the shit fight threads would in theory be better?

 

[Waynesworld]

So if the SA shit fighters changed their locations to "Melbourne" the shit fight threads would in theory be better?

Nah - just the wine. Melbourne is simply a better place to drink it!

 

[kaysee]

Nah - just the wine. Melbourne is simply a better place to drink it!

Agreed... being intoxicated is the only way to suffer that dread awful place.

 

[hawkman]

 

[kaysee]

Name one good beer to come out of Melbourne???

VB = shit
Carlton Draught = piss water
Carlton Crown/Fosters = flogged off overseas and to gullible teenagers who think it's a "premium beer"
... then there is the latest "blonde" brands for the metrosexauls (majority of Melbourne's population) who don't like the taste of a real beer.

Which is why the Melbournians who do like good beer drink Boags, a Coopers variety, a James Squire variety or a variety from one of Perth's microbrewies.

Melbournites... Knowing SFA about beer since 1835.

 

[royals1922]

Agreed... being intoxicated is the only way to suffer that dread awful place.

Apparently Brian Lake thinks so....

 

[Bombers 2003]

How original ....

anyways


our Mall has balls ... does yours?
Thought not

Prez exprain

 

[Bombers 2003]

Name one good beer to come out of Melbourne???
/quote]
Red Back
Pure Blonde
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>West End

 

[Bombers 2003]

 

[John Hart Jnr]

Things wrong with Adelaide.

There are pig-ignorant* Crows supporters everywhere.

* I know "pig-ignorant" is a redundancy when placed before "Crows supporters" but I added it for effect

 

[Damp Squarie]

1. It is in South Australia

.............Shit thread, bit like Prictoria

An Aussie and a Yank aid worker are helping out at the Japan nuclear disaster.

Yank says, "You from round here, buddy?"

"No," he replies, "Victoria."

"What State's that in?" asks the Yank.

"Pretty much the same as this @#$%' place!”

 

[Damp Squarie]

Things wrong with Adelaide.

There are pig-ignorant* Crows supporters everywhere.

* I know "pig-ignorant" is a redundancy when placed before "Crows supporters" but I added it for effect

Is that a bit like "pig-shit smelling scum supporters"...because there's plenty of 'em.

 

[John Hart Jnr]

Is that a bit like "pig-shit smelling scum supporters"...because there's plenty of 'em.

What has your cheating brothers-in-arms Carlton got to do with this thread?