Universal Love Things you are the worst at

[Gysberts2Bate]

In honour of supporting history’s worst 5-0 side, this thread is a safe space to discuss the things you are the best at doing badly.

I’d like to nominate myself as the worst ever at not being deathly hungover on a Monday morning

 

[stEdy]

The worst at not watching Kozzie Pickett highlight clips to cheer myself up

 

[Topkent]

Worst at carrying on after a few beers, always stop after one or 2.

 

[Gysberts2Bate]

Worst at carrying on after a few beers, always stop after one or 2.

* oath

 

[Topkent]

fu** oath

One day me and you gonna wreck some s**t son

 

[Bluelegs]

Worst at carrying on after a few beers, always stop after one or 2.

I turned into the biggest nuffy in the last quarter after a few rounds. Old ladies turning their hearing aids down everywhere.

 

[Crimson Azure]

Hope and optimism.

 

[jhong]

Turning computer off when drunk

 

[Toump Ass]

I’m very good at not having any impulse control, and am also blessed with zero self awareness.

I’m that flog sitting on the wing who makes up his own rules and then abuses the umpires for not following them.

 

[Proper Gander]

In honour of supporting history’s worst 5-0 side, this thread is a safe space to discuss the things you are the best at doing badly.

I’d like to nominate myself as the worst ever at not being deathly hungover on a Monday morning

Hold my beer

 

[Demon bhoy]

I’m way to afraid to put forward a diverse or unpopular opinion, I’m way to agreeable

 

[A11dAtP0w3R]

Using my 3 wood off the deck
Washing dishes (according to the mrs) . I'm only allowed to dry

 

[booshboy]

Selecting a successful AFL team to follow.

 

[Topkent]

Listening to something I disagree with.

 

[schmuttt]

Trying to keep up my facade of pessimism but on the inside I’m convinced we will play in the GF

 

[A11dAtP0w3R]

Trying to keep up my facade of pessimism but on the inside I’m convinced we will play in the GF

Finally! About time you admitted it.

 

[LeverPuller]

Keeping my lid in the vicinity of the Milky Way

 

[Tulip]

Beating top 4 sides

 

[Proper Gander]

Ceasing to post when drunk. Nothing like waking up with a crippling hangover plus a message saying “you have 35 new alerts” only to discover that you spent some time on the main afl board ranting about Paul Roos’ haircut and your curtains

 

[Meds]

Learning our players' names

 

[Gysberts2Bate]

Beating top 4 sides

Nice avatar

 

[ImissFrosty]

Not getting too emotionally attached to my favourite players, especially those who aren't at the club anymore.

 

[Jamurp]

Being too emotionally invested in this club, it's fantastic during times like this, euphoric, but can be too much of a bummer when we're shite. You really need a good balance between footy and other aspects of your life to avoid becoming a genuine nuffie.

 

[Crimson Azure]

Keeping my lid in the vicinity of the Milky Way

Was going to hold off on this in case we beat the tigers but...

 

[Dancing Potato]

Keeping my lid in the vicinity of the Milky Way